Was he talking about jerking off in the store?
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Hardy:
Hey, Mr. Wehlner. Richard:
Hey, Hardy. How are you doing? Hardy:
I'm doing good. Richard:
What did you do last night? Hardy:
I went to the movies with my sister. Richard:
You did? Hardy:
Yeah. Richard:
That sounds awesome. Hardy:
Guess what? Richard:
What? Hardy:
I'm growing a mustache. Richard:
All right. That's cool. [offers a handshake] Richard:
Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job at the store here. Hardy:
Thanks. Richard:
Keep it up. [as Hardy walks away, Richard feels his right hand after shaking it with Hardy and gives an uneasy look on his face. Doug sees this and approaches him] Doug Stauber:
What's going on? Richard:
Oh, nothing. Just... Hardy. It just gets sad, sometimes. Do you know why Hardy's hand is powdered? Doug Stauber:
Why? Richard:
These retarded guys... masturbate so much that they rub the skin off their penises. They don't know better, and that they have a hard time not jerking off. [Mitch and the board of directors appear behind Richard] Richard:
Hey! [Richard walks away as Mitch approaches Doug. He watches the conversation from a distance] Mitch:
Was he talking about jerking off in the store?
Hey, Mr. Wehlner. Richard:
Hey, Hardy. How are you doing? Hardy:
I'm doing good. Richard:
What did you do last night? Hardy:
I went to the movies with my sister. Richard:
You did? Hardy:
Yeah. Richard:
That sounds awesome. Hardy:
Guess what? Richard:
What? Hardy:
I'm growing a mustache. Richard:
All right. That's cool. [offers a handshake] Richard:
Hey, Hardy, you're doing a great job at the store here. Hardy:
Thanks. Richard:
Keep it up. [as Hardy walks away, Richard feels his right hand after shaking it with Hardy and gives an uneasy look on his face. Doug sees this and approaches him] Doug Stauber:
What's going on? Richard:
Oh, nothing. Just... Hardy. It just gets sad, sometimes. Do you know why Hardy's hand is powdered? Doug Stauber:
Why? Richard:
These retarded guys... masturbate so much that they rub the skin off their penises. They don't know better, and that they have a hard time not jerking off. [Mitch and the board of directors appear behind Richard] Richard:
Hey! [Richard walks away as Mitch approaches Doug. He watches the conversation from a distance] Mitch:
Was he talking about jerking off in the store?
Full Transcript
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Hey Mr Wehlner Hey Hardy
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How you doin' Doin' good
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What'd you do last night Went to the movies with my sister
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You did That sounds awesome Yeah
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Guess what What
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I'm growing a mustache All right That's cool
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Hey Hardy you're doing a great job in the store here
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Thanks You too man Keep it up
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What's going on Oh nothing
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Just Hardy
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It just gets sad sometimes
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Do you know why Hardy's hand is powdered
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Why
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'Cause retarded guys masturbate so much
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that they rub the skin off their penises
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It's just They don't know better
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Just They have a hard time not jerkin' off
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Movie Summary
Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion.
