My concentration skills need improvement!
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[During the motivational retreat, the employees form a circle around the retreat leader. They are instructed to place paper bags over their heads] Retreat Leader:
I want you to take off one thing that you don't need... quickly! Come on. [Everyone takes off their paper bags, except Richard, who removes his watch. They all stare at Richard, who still has his paper bag over his head] Retreat Leader:
Let's take something else off that you really don't need... right away! [Richard takes off his shoes as some of the employees begin to laugh] Retreat Leader:
Something else you don't need, let's make it happen. Come on! [Richard removes his belt while the employees continue to laugh] Retreat Leader:
Something else you don't need. Come on, let's go. Something completely unnecessary. [Richard turns to his right] Richard:
Doug, can we take our sack off? Doug Stauber:
What? [Everyone bursts in laughter] Richard:
Did you take your sack off? Doug Stauber:
I can't really hear you. Retreat Leader:
If you could take off one more thing you simply do not need. Do it! Richard:
[whispers]
Fuck! [Richard removes his shirt, revealing a tattoo of the band KISS on his chest, to the delight of everyone else] Retreat Leader:
Okay, uhhh... all right, everybody that still has a bag on top of their heads, scream, 'My concentration skills need improvement.' One, two, three. Richard:
My concentration skills need improvement! [Everyone bursts into laughter]
I want you to take off one thing that you don't need... quickly! Come on. [Everyone takes off their paper bags, except Richard, who removes his watch. They all stare at Richard, who still has his paper bag over his head] Retreat Leader:
Let's take something else off that you really don't need... right away! [Richard takes off his shoes as some of the employees begin to laugh] Retreat Leader:
Something else you don't need, let's make it happen. Come on! [Richard removes his belt while the employees continue to laugh] Retreat Leader:
Something else you don't need. Come on, let's go. Something completely unnecessary. [Richard turns to his right] Richard:
Doug, can we take our sack off? Doug Stauber:
What? [Everyone bursts in laughter] Richard:
Did you take your sack off? Doug Stauber:
I can't really hear you. Retreat Leader:
If you could take off one more thing you simply do not need. Do it! Richard:
[whispers]
Fuck! [Richard removes his shirt, revealing a tattoo of the band KISS on his chest, to the delight of everyone else] Retreat Leader:
Okay, uhhh... all right, everybody that still has a bag on top of their heads, scream, 'My concentration skills need improvement.' One, two, three. Richard:
My concentration skills need improvement! [Everyone bursts into laughter]
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Let's take something else off that you really don't need right away
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Mmm mmm mmm mmm Something else you don't need Let's make it happen Come on
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Something else you don't need Come on Let's go
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Something completely unnecessary
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Doug can we take our sack off
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What
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Did you take your sack off I can't really hear you
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People take off one more thing that you simply do not need
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Do it Fuck
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Okay um
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All right everybody that still has a bag on top of their heads scream
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My concentration skills need improvement
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One two three My concentration skills need improvement
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Movie Summary
Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion.
Actors
Retreat Leader
Doug Stauber
