Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat...
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Christopher:
[while walking past a bus and to sell a bone density scanner]
Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two boats, you dummy!"
[while walking past a bus and to sell a bone density scanner]
Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two boats, you dummy!"
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Dad when's Mom coming back
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I don't know Christopher
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Dad listen to this
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One day a man was drownding in the water
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And a boat came by and said Do you need any help
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He said No thank you God will save me
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Then another boat came by Said Do you need any help
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And he said No thank you God will save me
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Then he drowned and he went to heaven
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And he said God why didn't you save me
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And God said I sent you two big boats you dummy
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Movie Summary
A struggling salesman takes custody of his son as he's poised to begin a life-changing professional career.
