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"The Ref" quotes

The Ref poster
A cat burglar is forced to take a bickering, dysfunctional family hostage on Christmas Eve.

Director: Ted Demme
Writer: Marie Weiss, Richard LaGravenese
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime, drama
Year: 1994
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $11,439,193
Released: 11 Mar 1994
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

64 video clips

GusRoseLloydCarolineMurrayConnie ChasseurRose ChasseurGary ChasseurBartenderMary ChasseurGeorgeLt. HuffLt. Steve Milford
You know lady I'd like to tie you to the back of a fuckin' truck - The Ref 00:36 You know lady I'd like to tie you to the back of a... She's a fuckin' bitch Lloyd You are not supposed to take sides - The Ref 00:09 She's a fuckin' bitch Lloyd You are not supposed... You and my wife have a lot in common - The Ref 00:35 You and my wife have a lot in common I hijacked my fuckin' parents - The Ref 00:05 I hijacked my fuckin' parents Mary gag your grandma - The Ref 00:05 Mary gag your grandma Me I had this crazy dream Do we have to do dreams - The Ref 00:37 Me I had this crazy dream Do we have to do dreams What difference does any of this make now You're getting a divorce - The Ref 00:35 What difference does any of this make now You're... Wong You're a Wong - The Ref 00:08 Wong You're a Wong Ooh Did you know you're bleeding - The Ref 00:17 Ooh Did you know you're bleeding Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell Alarm Beeping - The Ref 00:06 Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell Alarm Beeping Uh Gussie What - The Ref 00:37 Uh Gussie What Now I want everybody into the den or I'm gonna shoot her - The Ref 00:13 Now I want everybody into the den or I'm gonna shoot... Gary get my bags - The Ref 00:20 Gary get my bags What I do runnin' around stealin' shit - The Ref 00:36 What I do runnin' around stealin' shit The day you see anything through to the end I'll stick my own dick in my ear - The Ref 00:07 The day you see anything through to the end I'll stick... I swear to God you hit that kid one more time - The Ref 00:13 I swear to God you hit that kid one more time Yes I told you I wouldn't smoke in the house - The Ref 00:37 Yes I told you I wouldn't smoke in the house See if there's a guy named Murray there okay - The Ref 00:23 See if there's a guy named Murray there okay You know what this family needs A mute - The Ref 00:05 You know what this family needs A mute We had our own business once We owned a restaurant - The Ref 00:17 We had our own business once We owned a restaurant In the ninth grade we told him he could get a part time job - The Ref 00:15 In the ninth grade we told him he could get a part time job And I'm miserable How can we both be in the marriage - The Ref 00:08 And I'm miserable How can we both be in the marriage You're the one who suffocated him with limitations - The Ref 00:11 You're the one who suffocated him with limitations Great I just beat up Santa Claus - The Ref 00:06 Great I just beat up Santa Claus Hey hey kid Kid that's enough - The Ref 00:08 Hey hey kid Kid that's enough He hung up Well he sounded upset - The Ref 00:13 He hung up Well he sounded upset Who would catch a criminal and then let him go free Republicans - The Ref 00:06 Who would catch a criminal and then let him go free... Let's get one thing straight From now on the only person who yells is me - The Ref 00:25 Let's get one thing straight From now on the only... I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have another affair - The Ref 00:09 I suppose you'll use this drama as a reason to have... Didn't your alien leaders teach you that before they sent you here - The Ref 00:06 Didn't your alien leaders teach you that before they... Murray How do I know this is Gussie - The Ref 00:12 Murray How do I know this is Gussie Please Let's lower our voices Both Fuck you - The Ref 00:05 Please Let's lower our voices Both Fuck you I told you what moving here could mean but you were the one who said we should consider it - The Ref 00:37 I told you what moving here could mean but you were the one... Let me say it one more time I have a gun It's loaded Shut up Okay - The Ref 00:06 Let me say it one more time I have a gun It's loaded... The army What the fuck What am I Oswald here - The Ref 00:05 The army What the fuck What am I Oswald here Lloyd why don't you eat me - The Ref 00:35 Lloyd why don't you eat me Okay now Caroline Lloyd and I will go into the kitchen and get the coffee and dessert - The Ref 00:23 Okay now Caroline Lloyd and I will go into the kitchen and... Maybe Santa won't come back next year - The Ref 00:14 Maybe Santa won't come back next year Everyone come on Santa doesn't drink champagne - The Ref 00:18 Everyone come on Santa doesn't drink champagne Murray How are ya pal - The Ref 00:25 Murray How are ya pal Maybe they'll let him go in the spirit of Christmas - The Ref 00:11 Maybe they'll let him go in the spirit of Christmas Lloyd They'll be here by 9 00 Should I shoot one of you in the foot - The Ref 00:06 Lloyd They'll be here by 9 00 Should I shoot one of you... So do you think we should go untie everybody - The Ref 00:11 So do you think we should go untie everybody Mother What - The Ref 00:10 Mother What Mom the TV's broke What are we gonna do all night - The Ref 00:06 Mom the TV's broke What are we gonna do all night Oh sounds too sweet Then don't eat it - The Ref 00:06 Oh sounds too sweet Then don't eat it If we hate Aunt Caroline's cooking so much why do we go there every year for Christmas - The Ref 00:06 If we hate Aunt Caroline's cooking so much why do we go... He hung up Well he sounded upset - The Ref 00:09 He hung up Well he sounded upset Okay Murray Bye bye - The Ref 00:12 Okay Murray Bye bye Well I think this is sick Connie honey right now nobody cares what you think - The Ref 00:07 Well I think this is sick Connie honey right now nobody... Oh thank God Phil thought it might be semen - The Ref 00:07 Oh thank God Phil thought it might be semen Jesus fuckin' Christ Okay okay - The Ref 00:04 Jesus fuckin' Christ Okay okay One bad review in one lousy magazine - The Ref 00:27 One bad review in one lousy magazine Coffee - The Ref 00:10 Coffee Why don't you just give yourself up - The Ref 00:36 Why don't you just give yourself up Jesus Sniffs - The Ref 00:06 Jesus Sniffs What are you doing - The Ref 00:19 What are you doing You must have met a great many strange and disturbed people - The Ref 00:17 You must have met a great many strange and disturbed people Mother Where's your son Uh he's spending the night with a friend - The Ref 00:36 Mother Where's your son Uh he's spending the night... Oh thanks Mother Rose I bought you the husky size John - The Ref 00:13 Oh thanks Mother Rose I bought you the husky size John Just reach down and touch that clippery thing Listen to me - The Ref 00:23 Just reach down and touch that clippery thing Listen to me You were - The Ref 00:35 You were What's going on Who is he - The Ref 00:07 What's going on Who is he Excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me Glass Shattering - The Ref 00:17 Excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me Glass Shattering

Cast

Gus - Denis Leary
Caroline - Judy Davis
Lloyd - Kevin Spacey
Jesse - Robert J. Steinmiller Jr.
Rose - Glynis Johns
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