Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk. Listen. Santa can't drink no more...
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Boy:
Santa doesn't drink champagne. Santa only drinks milk.
George:
[quietly]
Listen. Santa can't drink no more milk. Santa has a lactose intolerance, and it gives him horrible gas pains. Do you want to see Santa farting down everybody's chimney?
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Everyone come on Santa doesn't drink champagne
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Santa drinks milk
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Look Santa can't drink any more milk tonight
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Santa has a lactose intolerance
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It gives him horrible gas pains
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You want to see Santa farting down everyone's chimney
Clip duration: 18 seconds
Views: 116
Timestamp in movie: 01h 02m 01s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A cat burglar is forced to take a bickering, dysfunctional family hostage on Christmas Eve.
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Actors
00:25 Murray How are ya pal
00:11 Maybe they'll let him go in the spirit of Christmas
00:06 Lloyd They'll be here by 9 00 Should I shoot one of you...
00:11 So do you think we should go untie everybody
00:10 Mother What
00:06 Mom the TV's broke What are we gonna do all night
00:06 Oh sounds too sweet Then don't eat it
00:06 If we hate Aunt Caroline's cooking so much why do we go...
00:09 He hung up Well he sounded upset
00:12 Okay Murray Bye bye
00:07 Well I think this is sick Connie honey right now nobody...
00:07 Oh thank God Phil thought it might be semen
00:04 Jesus fuckin' Christ Okay okay
00:27 One bad review in one lousy magazine
00:10 Coffee
00:36 Why don't you just give yourself up
00:06 Jesus Sniffs
00:19 What are you doing
00:17 You must have met a great many strange and disturbed people
00:36 Mother Where's your son Uh he's spending the night...