Gus? What? When are we gonna open presents? Presents? Is that what you said? Presents?...
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Murray:
Gus?
Gus:
What?
Murray:
When are we gonna open presents?
Gus:
Presents? Is that what you said? Presents? We'll open them when we get there. No, in fact, I'll save you the trouble. Your present is a giant fucking cannon. And you're gonna crawl in it. Then I'm gonna get 2 pounds of gunpowder and I'm gonna shoot you right out of Jersey! And then I'm gonna drive to Jersey, and pick up all the parts of your body and put them in a plastic bag. Then I'm gonna drive to my house with you in the bag and toss you into the fireplace. I'm gonna get my glass of whiskey and watch the Charlie Brown Special with your ashes burning IN MY FUCKING HOUSE! AGH!
Murray:
Gus?
Gus:
What?
Murray:
What's that smell?
Gus:
Shut up.
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Uh Gussie What
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When are we gonna open presents Presents
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Is that what you said Presents I'll tell you what
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As soon as we get back we're gonna open the presents Matter of fact I'll tell ya
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I'll save you the trouble Your present is a giant fuckin' cannon okay
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And when we get back you're gonna crawl into it okay
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I'm gonna put two pounds of gunpowder in there I'm gonna light it up
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and I'm gonna shoot you right out into fuckin'Jersey okay
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And then I'm gonna steal a car and drive toJersey and pick up all the little fuckin' pieces
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of your body put 'em in a big plastic bag bring it back to my house
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put 'em in the fireplace light 'em on fire I'm gonna sit there with a glass of whiskey
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and watch the Charlie Brown special with your ashes heatin' my fuckin' house Oh
Clip duration: 37 seconds
Views: 158
Timestamp in movie: 01h 31m 35s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A cat burglar is forced to take a bickering, dysfunctional family hostage on Christmas Eve.
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