You know, you and my wife have a lot in common. You both think you have some right to life...
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Lloyd:
You know, you and my wife have a lot in common. You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want it to, and when it doesn't, you get to act the way you want. The only trouble with that is someone has to be responsible. I'd love to run around and take classes and play with my inner-self! I'd love the freedom to be some pissed-off criminal with no responsibilities! Except I don't have the time! But you don't see me with a gun. And you don't see me sleeping with someone else. You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house? You think every morning I wake up, look in the mirror and say "Gee, I'm glad I'm me and not some 19-year-old billionaire rockstar with the body of an athlete and a 24-hour erection!" No I don't! So just excuse the shit out of me!
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You and my wife have a lot in common
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You both think you have some right to life working out the way you want
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and if it doesn't you get to act any way you want
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The problem is someone has to be responsible
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I'd love to run around taking classes and playing with my inner selfness
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I'd love the freedom to be a pissed off criminal without any responsibility
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except I don't have the time
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But you don't see me with a gun
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You don't see me sleeping with someone else
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You think my life turned out the way I wanted because I live in this house
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You think every time I look in the mirror I shout Gee I'm glad I'm me
Clip duration: 35 seconds
Views: 165
Timestamp in movie: 00h 39m 22s
Uploaded: 03 April, 2022
Genres: comedy, crime, drama
Summary: A cat burglar is forced to take a bickering, dysfunctional family hostage on Christmas Eve.
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00:05 I hijacked my fuckin' parents
00:05 Mary gag your grandma
00:37 Me I had this crazy dream Do we have to do dreams
00:35 What difference does any of this make now You're...
00:08 Wong You're a Wong
00:17 Ooh Did you know you're bleeding
00:06 Connecticut is the fifth ring of hell Alarm Beeping
00:37 Uh Gussie What
00:13 Now I want everybody into the den or I'm gonna shoot...
00:20 Gary get my bags
00:36 What I do runnin' around stealin' shit
00:07 The day you see anything through to the end I'll stick...
00:13 I swear to God you hit that kid one more time
00:37 Yes I told you I wouldn't smoke in the house
00:23 See if there's a guy named Murray there okay
00:05 You know what this family needs A mute
00:17 We had our own business once We owned a restaurant
00:15 In the ninth grade we told him he could get a part time job
00:08 And I'm miserable How can we both be in the marriage
00:17 Excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me Glass Shattering