Log-in to add movie to favourites
Movie added to favourites
Movie removed from favourites

"The Replacements" quotes

The Replacements poster
During a pro football strike, the owners hire substitute players.

Director: Howard Deutch
Writer: Vince McKewin
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 30/100
ImdbRating: 6.6
BoxOffice: $44,737,059
Released: 11 Aug 2000
Awards: N/A
If I'd have wanted Cochran to have that ball I would have called it that way - The Replacements 00:22 If I'd have wanted Cochran to have that ball I would... John how many years we've been calling games together - The Replacements 00:14 John how many years we've been calling games together I put the game in your hands - The Replacements 00:22 I put the game in your hands We did the best we could do - The Replacements 00:13 We did the best we could do Stop them from shaking their ass for two minutes - The Replacements 00:09 Stop them from shaking their ass for two minutes Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho - The Replacements 00:06 Clifford Franklin is looking for a new ho Yummy little monkeys - The Replacements 00:07 Yummy little monkeys Nothing personal - The Replacements 00:19 Nothing personal There'll be no place on the football team for any of you - The Replacements 00:21 There'll be no place on the football team for any of... Remember what I said about red shirts in practice - The Replacements 00:14 Remember what I said about red shirts in practice Red means stop - The Replacements 00:07 Red means stop Is lap dancing a style - The Replacements 00:07 Is lap dancing a style California oranges - The Replacements 00:16 California oranges I forgot to tell you something - The Replacements 00:10 I forgot to tell you something In practice we don't hit the fellows with the red shirts on - The Replacements 00:09 In practice we don't hit the fellows with the red... You're looking at a 65 yard field goal here - The Replacements 00:09 You're looking at a 65 yard field goal here That's the great thing about plankton - The Replacements 00:11 That's the great thing about plankton My tight end is - The Replacements 00:31 My tight end is But you need to keep scrambling against Detroit - The Replacements 00:42 But you need to keep scrambling against Detroit Coach ain't that stuff illegal What are they gonna do put you in football jail - The Replacements 00:08 Coach ain't that stuff illegal What are they gonna do... You can do this Okay - The Replacements 00:08 You can do this Okay I think that guy's smoking on the field - The Replacements 00:14 I think that guy's smoking on the field That Sugar Bowl - The Replacements 00:31 That Sugar Bowl Get a job you wankers - The Replacements 00:07 Get a job you wankers What the hell is this - The Replacements 01:05 What the hell is this The Mick's right - The Replacements 00:08 The Mick's right Quicksand's a scary motha - The Replacements 00:15 Quicksand's a scary motha That'll do pig That'll do - The Replacements 00:10 That'll do pig That'll do Go ahead I'm just gonna lie here a moment and collect my thoughts - The Replacements 00:08 Go ahead I'm just gonna lie here a moment and collect... I'm scared of spiders - The Replacements 00:30 I'm scared of spiders Let's play football bitch - The Replacements 00:04 Let's play football bitch That you're not real players - The Replacements 00:41 That you're not real players I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours - The Replacements 00:24 I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours You got me the ball - The Replacements 00:13 You got me the ball That's why girls don't play the game - The Replacements 00:07 That's why girls don't play the game It's been an honor to share the field of battle with you - The Replacements 00:12 It's been an honor to share the field of battle with... Players are not supposed to to be fraternizing with the cheerleaders - The Replacements 00:11 Players are not supposed to to be fraternizing with the... Now you know this don't look natural Coach - The Replacements 00:15 Now you know this don't look natural Coach I love to see a fat guy score - The Replacements 00:11 I love to see a fat guy score According to the Sentinels - The Replacements 00:18 According to the Sentinels A second chance - The Replacements 00:18 A second chance Damn thing is always broken - The Replacements 00:28 Damn thing is always broken Like a duck on the pond - The Replacements 00:13 Like a duck on the pond I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that are more organized than this - The Replacements 00:09 I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that are more... I want the ball - The Replacements 00:07 I want the ball I need the ball - The Replacements 00:19 I need the ball This doesn't change anything Falco - The Replacements 00:13 This doesn't change anything Falco The football's like a one man cold to Clifford Franklin - The Replacements 00:12 The football's like a one man cold to Clifford Franklin There is no tomorrow for you - The Replacements 00:19 There is no tomorrow for you I'm wiry - The Replacements 00:09 I'm wiry You know what seperates the winners from the losers - The Replacements 00:12 You know what seperates the winners from the losers There's a rule in sports - The Replacements 00:14 There's a rule in sports Can I ask you a question - The Replacements 00:24 Can I ask you a question Nobody can beat Dallas with these losers - The Replacements 00:07 Nobody can beat Dallas with these losers You gotta be kidding me - The Replacements 00:32 You gotta be kidding me Chicks dig scars - The Replacements 00:09 Chicks dig scars Then one thing goes wrong - The Replacements 00:31 Then one thing goes wrong There was no tickertape parade - The Replacements 00:40 There was no tickertape parade I wish I could say something classy and inspirational - The Replacements 00:20 I wish I could say something classy and inspirational I'll have to find your dick first - The Replacements 00:14 I'll have to find your dick first Give me a cigarette - The Replacements 00:16 Give me a cigarette Not all of them in the pros - The Replacements 02:14 Not all of them in the pros

Cast

Shane Falco - Keanu Reeves
Jimmy McGinty - Gene Hackman
Annabelle Farrell - Brooke Langton
Clifford Franklin - Orlando Jones
Jamal - Faizon Love