These are people I've been keeping my eye on over the years. They all played football...
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Jimmy McGinty:
These are people I've been keeping my eye on over the years. They all played football somewhere, not all of them in the pros, but they all have something unique to bring to the game. We're going to try to get these people together and try to put together a winning team. If nothing else, they should be fun to watch.
[shows first picture]
Jimmy McGinty:
Daniel Bateman, SWAT team officer. Awarded the Purple Heart for losing a kidney during the Gulf War
[cuts to Bateman raiding a drug lab]
Jimmy McGinty:
He was a walk-on at Michigan State before he gave up football to sneak back into the service for one more tour of duty.
[goes to next picture]
Jimmy McGinty:
Clifford Franklin. Great attitude, great desire, and *the* fastest son of a bitch I've ever seen.
[cuts to a grocery store and a teen stealing a Twinkie and running away]
Korean Store Owner:
Hey! Clifford, Twinkie!
[Clifford dashes past. He easily catches up to the kid, jogging alongside while the kid's dashing at full sprint]
Clifford Franklin:
What's up man?
Kid in Liquor Store:
What's up?
Clifford Franklin:
Got any Twinkies?
Pilachowski:
But can he catch?
[the theif tosses the Twinkies into the air. Clifford stands under it, ready to catch it, when the package bounces off his head and lands under his foot, where he steps down on the Twinkies, squishing them]
Jimmy McGinty:
That's why I have you, Leo
Transcript
-We're gonna go a different way.
-A different way?
Here's a list of people
I've been watching over the years.
They've all played football,
not all of them in the pros.
But they all have something
unique to bring to the game.
We'll take them and try
to put together a winning team.
If nothing else,
they should be fun to watch.
Daniel Bateman, SWAT team officer.
Awarded a Purple Heart for losing
a kidney during the Gulf War.
A walk-on at Michigan State
before he gave up football...
...to sneak back into the service
for one more tour of duty.
Clifford Franklin.
Great attitude, great desire, and
the fastest son of a bitch I've ever seen.
Clifford! Twinkie!
What's up, man? Got any Twinkies?
Can he catch?
That's why I have you.
André and Jamal Jackson.
Together, these guys were the best
tandem team of guards in the game.
-You're kidding me!
-André got traded and they fell apart.
He ain't our problem no more.
We gonna play football.
-Football?
-Football.
Nigel Gruff.
Striker out of Cardiff,
now residing in HelI's Kitchen.
He's called "The Leg" because he can kick
a soccer ball the length of the field.
Gentlemen...
...the drinks are on the house!
Bollocks!
Pissing away our money again?
-No, the money's on the way.
-Where? To the OTB?
I got a winning horse!
I swear on my mom's grave!
Your mother's grave?
He's swearing on his mother's grave!
Nigel, listen. I want my money!
-Has he kept in shape?
-By Welsh standards.
Shane Falco.
Clip duration: 134 seconds
Views: 576
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, sport
Summary: During a pro football strike, the owners hire substitute players.
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00:30 I'm scared of spiders
00:09 I've seen monkey shit fights at the zoo that are more...
00:13 Like a duck on the pond
00:12 The football's like a one man cold to Clifford Franklin
00:28 Damn thing is always broken
00:42 But you need to keep scrambling against Detroit
00:18 A second chance
00:19 I need the ball
00:11 That's the great thing about plankton
00:24 I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours
00:41 That you're not real players
00:04 Let's play football bitch
00:18 According to the Sentinels
00:11 I love to see a fat guy score
00:15 Now you know this don't look natural Coach
00:19 Nothing personal
00:16 California oranges
00:14 I'll have to find your dick first
00:08 The Mick's right
01:05 What the hell is this