Frank? Yeah, kid? What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in here? Oh, kid, I have seen...

Freddy: Frank? Frank: Yeah, kid? Freddy: What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in here? Frank: Oh, kid, I have seen weird things come and I have seen weird things go. But the weirdest thing I ever saw just had to cap it all. Freddy: Oh, yeah? What's that? Frank: Let me ask you a question, kid. Did you see that movie, "Night of the Living Dead"? Freddy: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? Sure. Wh-what about it? Frank: Did you know that movie was based on a true case? Freddy: Come on, you're shitting me, right? Frank: [raises right hand] I've never been more serious in my life. Freddy: That's not possible. I mean, they showed zombies taking over the world. Frank: They changed it all around. What really happened was back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, there was a chemical spill and all that stuff kinda leaked down into the morgue and it made all the dead bodies kinda jump around as though it was alive. Freddy: What chemical? Frank: 2-4-5 Trioxin, it's called. It was to kinda spray on marijuana or something. And the Darrow Chemical Company was trying to develop it for the Army. And they told the guy who made the movie that if he told the true story, they'd just sue his ass off. So he changed all the facts around. Freddy: So what really happened? Frank: Well, they closed it all down, see, and the Army shipped all that contaminated dirt and all those dead bodies out. And they kept it a secret. Freddy: So how come you know about it? Frank: A typical Army fuck up. The Transportation Department got the orders crossed, and they shipped those bodies here instead of to the Darrow Chemical Company.

Yeah, kid? What's the weirdest thing you ever saw in here? Oh, kid, I have seen weird things come, and I have seen weird things go. But the weirdest thing I ever saw just had to cap it all. Oh, yeah? What's that? Let me ask you a question, kid. Did you see that movie, Night of the Living Dead? Yeah, yeah, that's the one where the corpses start eating the people, right? Sure. Wh-what about it? Did you know that movie was based on a true case? Come on, you're shitting me, right? I've never been more serious in my life. That's not possible. I mean, they showed zombies taking over the world. They changed it all around. What really happened was back in 1969, in Pittsburgh, at the V.A. hospital, there was a chemical spill and all that stuff kinda leaked down into the morgue and it made all the dead bodies kinda jump around as though it was alive. What chemical? 2-4-5-Trioxin, it's called. It was to kinda spray on marijuana or something. And the Darrow Chemical Company was trying to develop it for the Army. And they told the guy who made the movie that if he told the true story, they'd just sue his ass off. So he changed all the facts around. So what really happened? Well, they closed it all down, see, and the Army shipped all that contaminated dirt and all those dead bodies out. And they kept it a secret. Shh. What... So how come you know about it? A typical Army fuck up. The Transportation Department got the orders crossed, and they shipped those bodies here instead of to the Darrow Chemical Company. [telephone rings] Hello? Oh, hi, honey. Uh, no, I'll be home in about an hour. You keep the, uh, pot roast hot, okay? Yeah, sure, I love you, too, honey. Yeah. Kiss, kiss. Wanna see them? - See them? - The corpses. What are you talking about? - They're down in the basement. - No. - Come on. - No way. [door creaks] Hey, mind the third step. It's a bitch. You mean, they just brought those bodies here and left them? Well, you know the Army. And they've been here all this time? 14 years, as I recall. No kidding? There they are. There's bodies in there? [squeaking] Oh, shit. Look at that. - You say that thing was alive? - So they say. Oh, God. - Hey, these things don't leak, do they? - Leak? Hell, no. These things were made by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers. Oh, fuck! [coughs] [choking]