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The Ritz

Evading a mob contract on his life, a heterosexual man winds up hiding out at a homosexual bathhouse.

Director

Richard Lester

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Awards

Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award5 nominations total

Gaetano Proclo

Googie Gomez

Carmine Vespucci

Vivian Proclo

Chris

F. Murray Abraham

Claude

Michael Brick

Tiger

Duff

Christopher J. Brown

Abe

Maurine

Balloon Man

Patron with Bicycle

Patron in Chaps

Peter Butterworth

Small Patron

Patron

John Ratzenberger

Patron with Cigar

Patron

Old Man Vespucci

George Coulouris

Muscle Bound Patron

Disgruntled Patron

Disc Jockey

Old Priest

Gilda Proclo

Samantha Weysom

Pianist

Patron

Hotel Guest

Taxi Driver

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Get Proclo Papa - The Ritz

Get Proclo Papa

CARMINE:
Holy Mary, Mother of God... - The Ritz

CARMINE: Holy Mary, Mother of God...

Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death - The Ritz

Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death

Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee. - The Ritz

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee.

That's 219 coming up, 219. - The Ritz

That's 219 coming up, 219.

You're dripping. - The Ritz

You're dripping.

I thought you'd sworn off this place Well I thought I had too - The Ritz

I thought you'd sworn off this place Well I thought I...

I'd prefer something on 3 - The Ritz

I'd prefer something on 3

You're a good man Abe - The Ritz

You're a good man Abe

How is that gorgeous son of yours You're too late he's getting married - The Ritz

How is that gorgeous son of yours You're too late...

Ronald Reagan Oh come on Chris - The Ritz

Ronald Reagan Oh come on Chris

A gay garbage man - The Ritz

A gay garbage man

340 coming up That is 340 - The Ritz

340 coming up That is 340

Well then I'd like one sir How much is that - The Ritz

Well then I'd like one sir How much is that

Save your money. Ten bucks for this place
is 10 bucks for nothing. - The Ritz

Save your money. Ten bucks for this place is 10 bucks for no...

Some day you're going to see the name of Googie Gomez in lights - The Ritz

Some day you're going to see the name of Googie Gomez...

The nightclub You got a nightclub in there - The Ritz

The nightclub You got a nightclub in there

You ever been in a place like this Oh sure - The Ritz

You ever been in a place like this Oh sure

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. - The Ritz

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

Hey, where's room 210? - The Ritz

Hey, where's room 210?

Hello there. - The Ritz

It's there. - The Ritz

I don't know what I could Then Dutch chocolate cake - The Ritz

I don't know what I could Then Dutch chocolate cake

All right fat man leave the little guy alone - The Ritz

All right fat man leave the little guy alone

Hello. - The Ritz

My, what unusual pants. - The Ritz

My, what unusual pants.

Yeah something like that No I meant your room - The Ritz

Yeah something like that No I meant your room

Boy this place is like a Chinese maze - The Ritz

Boy this place is like a Chinese maze

Wait a minute I thought that guy was taking me to my room - The Ritz

Wait a minute I thought that guy was taking me to my room

Not so fast What about slippers - The Ritz

Not so fast What about slippers

Crisco - The Ritz

What do you need a brick wall to fall on your head - The Ritz

What do you need a brick wall to fall on your head

MAN [ON TAPE RECORDER]:
Oh, I couldn't. Are you...? No. - The Ritz

MAN [ON TAPE RECORDER]: Oh, I couldn't. Are you...? No.

You're not Joe Namath - The Ritz

You're not Joe Namath

I don't know what I'm doing - The Ritz

I don't know what I'm doing

Margaret Dumont We thought you were dead - The Ritz

Margaret Dumont We thought you were dead

Screw you honey If there's one thing I can't stand - The Ritz

Screw you honey If there's one thing I can't stand

Yeah strange as it may seem no one is going to attack you - The Ritz

Yeah strange as it may seem no one is going to attack you

I knew there was something funny about that Gomez woman - The Ritz

I knew there was something funny about that Gomez woman

PROCLO You were in The Sound of Music GOOGIE Oh sure - The Ritz

PROCLO You were in The Sound of Music GOOGIE Oh sure

GOOGIE Don't fight it Believe me you won't be happy - The Ritz

GOOGIE Don't fight it Believe me you won't be...

GOOGIE Come on my Mr Big Producer - The Ritz

GOOGIE Come on my Mr Big Producer

Wanna dance? - The Ritz

Is this taken? - The Ritz

MAN:
And now, on the great Ritz stage... - The Ritz

MAN: And now, on the great Ritz stage...

GOOGIE:
And now, a salute to Cole Porter. - The Ritz

GOOGIE: And now, a salute to Cole Porter.

ABE [o vER P.A.]:
We have an urgent telephone call... - The Ritz

ABE [o vER P.A.]: We have an urgent telephone call...

MAN:
Stay with us. There she goes. - The Ritz

MAN: Stay with us. There she goes.

CLAUDE:
Vespucci. - The Ritz

CLAUDE: Vespucci.

Were you in there for all that? - The Ritz

Were you in there for all that?

Tiger and Duff told Googie I was Carmine vespucci - The Ritz

Tiger and Duff told Googie I was Carmine vespucci

Now. - The Ritz

See something you like buddy - The Ritz

See something you like buddy

Dumb and dizzy that's me darling Jesus - The Ritz

Dumb and dizzy that's me darling Jesus

Goddamn it you can't whistle either - The Ritz

Goddamn it you can't whistle either

Don't speak Don't say nothing - The Ritz

Don't speak Don't say nothing

Think - The Ritz

I was born with this voice - The Ritz

I was born with this voice

It's for you. - The Ritz

MAN:
You take the next one, will you? - The Ritz

MAN: You take the next one, will you?

Oh, I had a hunch it would be bad
but nothing like this. - The Ritz

Oh, I had a hunch it would be bad but nothing like this.

[GASPS] - The Ritz

Jellyroll baby.
You're my jellyroll man. - The Ritz

Jellyroll baby. You're my jellyroll man.

What becomes a legend most? - The Ritz

What becomes a legend most?

CARMINE: Vivian? Vivian, baby,
what have they done to you? - The Ritz

CARMINE: Vivian? Vivian, baby, what have they done to you?

Yeah? - The Ritz

Hold it. - The Ritz

[MEN CHUCKLING] - The Ritz

[MEN CHUCKLING]

Come on out, you fat slob.
Gaetano, I know you're in here. - The Ritz

Come on out, you fat slob. Gaetano, I know you're in he...

- Come on.
- Come on, girl. - The Ritz

- Come on. - Come on, girl.

You really know how to mess up
an act, you know that, mister? - The Ritz

You really know how to mess up an act, you know that, mister...

Into the steam room girls - The Ritz

Into the steam room girls

Don't tell me what...
Get out of here. - The Ritz

Don't tell me what... Get out of here.

CHRIS: Orgy, orgy.
They'll be an orgy in 340. - The Ritz

CHRIS: Orgy, orgy. They'll be an orgy in 340.

The Ritz poster

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Evading a mob contract on his life, a heterosexual man winds up hiding out at a homosexual bathhouse.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Richard Lester

Writer: Terrence McNally

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy

Year: 1976

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.9

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 26 Dec 1976

Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award5 nominations total

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