"The Road to El Dorado" quotes
After a failed swindle, two con-men end up with a map to El Dorado, the fabled "city of gold," and an unintended trip to the New World. Much to their surprise, the map does lead the pair to the mythical city, where the startled inhabitants promptly begin to worship them as gods. The only question is, do they take the worshipful natives for all they're worth, or is there a bit more to El Dorado than riches?
Director: Bibo Bergeron, Don Paul, Jeffrey Katzenberg
Writer: Terry Rossio, Ted Elliott, Karey Kirkpatrick
Production: N/A
Year: 2000
MetaScore: 51/100
ImdbRating: 6.9
BoxOffice: $50,863,742
Released: 31 Mar 2000
Awards: 1 win & 12 nominations
01:02 My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ
00:59 My crew was chosen as carefully as the Disciples of Christ
00:28 The city of gold
01:00 Here's the plan
01:18 You want the nice apple
00:28 I will cut you to ribbons
00:43 We've got to do something
00:16 How'd you get those
00:05 You fight like my sister
01:00 Did you ever imagine it would end like this
00:10 You don't have one
00:10 The little voice
00:14 And they call us Miguel and Tulio
01:10 I know what you are
00:15 Miguel and Tulio
00:32 It's all right here
00:12 What makes you think we need your help
00:17 The High Priest
00:11 It was nice working with you
00:08 Before we strike you with a lightning bolt
00:12 What's happening here
00:04 Ho o ly ship
00:21 I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death
00:18 We'll follow that trail
01:02 Behind the rock
00:11 You don't think
00:07 All in favor of getting back in the boat
00:07 Papa needs that crappy map
00:08 Do you mind
00:38 How's the escape plan coming
00:17 And THEN we row back to Spain
00:16 Walking the razor's edge
00:09 I'm not really asking you to trust me
00:11 Change of plans
00:12 You worry too much
00:06 Your horse bit me in the butt
00:11 He's a ruthless war horse
00:38 Did any of the supplies make it
00:09 El Dorado is native for
00:17 I have BEEN around boats
00:29 I'll cover for you
00:40 What are they doing
00:31 In a crowded street
00:11 I'm not coming on
00:10 You gotta knock the ball through the hoop
00:11 Forget Miguel Well forget Tulio
00:04 All in favor ofgetting back in the boat say ''aye...
00:10 - [ Both Screaming ]
- [Whinnying]
00:08 [ Chuckles ]
00:06 Come on baby Papa needs that crappy map
00:13 Come on Tulio We'll follow that trail What trail
00:18 [Coughing]
00:28 Did any ofthe supplies make it
00:04 Do you mind Not at all
00:12 El Dorado the city ofgold Sighs
00:13 [Flamenco-Style GuitarIntro]
00:06 For Pete's sake Miguel he's a ruthless warhorse...
00:07 '' Forget Miguel'' Sniffling
00:17 [ Gasping, Panting ]
00:07 [ Gasping ]
00:18 [ Gasps ]
00:09 - Get out ofthe way!
- Huh?
00:28 Go ahead I'll cover foryou
00:22 - [ Groaning ]
- [ Gasps ]
00:17 Growls Well any last words
00:11 Grunts Look change ofplans
00:47 Hey Altivo
00:40 Hey Chel um what are they doing
00:12 Huh I am Miguel Murmuring
00:08 [ Humming ]
00:12 I have been around boats believe me
00:06 I will giveyou the honor ofa quick and painless death
00:12 I'm not really sure I trustyou
00:07 Miguel Ohhh Tulio Whoa What'shappeninghere
00:07 Miguel and Tulio Tulio and Miguel
00:22 - Mmm.
-Friendsneversaygood-bye
00:13 Mmm Wait a minute New plan
00:30 My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples ofChrist...
00:05 [ Nickering ]
00:18 Okay, Miguel,
we gotta move fast.
00:10 On the count ofthree,
pull back on the rope.
00:31 Ooh.
00:55 Orstuffed You have a point there Very good thinking
00:11 [Panting]
00:07 [ Sighs Dejectedly]
00:11 Sighs Well it was nice working with you partner
00:12 So uh how's the How's the escape plan coming
00:27 - [ Sputters ]
- [ All Laughing ]
00:10 The little voice Remember the little voice
Cast
Tulio - Kevin Kline
Miguel - Kenneth Branagh
Chel - Rosie Perez
Tzekel-Kan - Armand Assante
Chief - Edward James Olmos