I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are *not* Gods! You're not a...
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Tzekel-Kan:
I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are *not* Gods!
Tulio:
You're not a God? You lied to me? How dare you!
Miguel:
[to Tzekel-Kan]
Hey, it was *his* stupid plan!
Tulio:
*My* plan was that we should *lie low*! But *your* plan was to run off! And be all, "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God!"
Miguel:
That's not true!
Tulio:
No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!
Miguel:
At least I'm not *dating* mine!
Tulio:
I...! Oo, low blow. Listen, mister high-and-mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had *just listened* to me!
Miguel:
Well, now you have all the precious gold *and* Chel! So what do you need *me* for?
[pushes Tulio]
Tulio:
[pushing back]
Well, maybe I *don't* need you anymore!
Miguel:
Fine! So why don't you just *go* back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll *both* get what *we* want!
Tulio:
That's fine with me, pal!
Miguel:
*Fine* with me too!
Tulio:
Fine!
Tulio, Miguel:
All RIGHT!
[they both punch Tzekel-kan]
Transcript
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I know what you are and I know what you are not
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And you are not gods
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Y You're not a god
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You lied to me
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How dare you Hey it was his stupid plan
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What Oh oh
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My plan was that we should lie low
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But your plan was to run off and be all Oh look at me I'm a god
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Not true No You're buying your own con
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At least I'm not dating mine
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I Ooh low blow Listen mister high and mighty
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We'd be sailing with a mountain of gold if you had listened to me
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Well you've got the precious gold and Chel What do you need me for
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Well maybe I DON'T need you
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Well go back to Spain I'll stay and we'll both get what we want
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That's fine with me pal Me too
Clip duration: 70 seconds
Views: 665
Timestamp in movie: 01h 08m 35s
Uploaded: 23 November, 2022
Genres: family, adventure, animation, comedy, fantasy
Summary: After a failed swindle, two con-men end up with a map to El Dorado, the fabled "city of gold," and an unintended trip to the New World. Much to their surprise, the map does lead the pair to the mythical city, where the startled inhabitants promptly begin to worship them as gods. The only question is, do they take the worshipful natives for all they're worth, or is there a bit more to El Dorado than riches?
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00:15 Miguel and Tulio
00:32 It's all right here
00:12 What makes you think we need your help
00:28 I will cut you to ribbons
01:02 Behind the rock
00:08 Before we strike you with a lightning bolt
00:17 The High Priest
00:12 What's happening here
00:18 We'll follow that trail
00:11 It was nice working with you
00:11 You don't think
00:21 I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death
00:07 Papa needs that crappy map
00:38 How's the escape plan coming
00:07 All in favor of getting back in the boat
00:17 And THEN we row back to Spain
00:16 Walking the razor's edge
00:09 I'm not really asking you to trust me
00:11 Change of plans
00:12 You worry too much