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I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are *not* Gods!Tulio:You're not a God? You lied to me? How dare you!Miguel: Hey, it was *his* stupid plan!Tulio:*My* plan was that we should *lie low*! But *your* plan was to run off! And be all, "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God!"Miguel:That's not true!Tulio:No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!Miguel:At least I'm not *dating* mine!Tulio:I...! Oo, low blow. Listen, mister high-and-mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had *just listened* to me!Miguel:Well, now you have all the precious gold *and* Chel! So what do you need *me* for?Tulio: Well, maybe I *don't* need you anymore!Miguel:Fine! So why don't you just *go* back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll *both* get what *we* want!Tulio:That's fine with me, pal!Miguel:*Fine* with me too!Tulio:Fine!Tulio, Miguel:All RIGHT!
I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are *not* Gods!Tulio:You're not a God? You lied to me? How dare you!Miguel: Hey, it was *his* stupid plan!Tulio:*My* plan was that we should *lie low*! But *your* plan was to run off! And be all, "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God!"Miguel:That's not true!Tulio:No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!Miguel:At least I'm not *dating* mine!Tulio:I...! Oo, low blow. Listen, mister high-and-mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had *just listened* to me!Miguel:Well, now you have all the precious gold *and* Chel! So what do you need *me* for?Tulio: Well, maybe I *don't* need you anymore!Miguel:Fine! So why don't you just *go* back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll *both* get what *we* want!Tulio:That's fine with me, pal!Miguel:*Fine* with me too!Tulio:Fine!Tulio, Miguel:All RIGHT!
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I know what you are
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and I know what you are not
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And you are not gods
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Y You're not a god
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You lied to me
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Clears Throat
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How dare you Hey it was his stupid plan
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What Oh oh oh My plan was that we should lie low
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But your plan was to run off and be all Oh look at me Look at me I'm a god
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That's not true No Who are you kidding
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You're buying your own con
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At least I'm not dating mine
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I Ooh low blow
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Listen Mr High and Mighty we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold
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if you had just listened to me Grunts
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Well now you've got all the precious gold and Chel So what do you need me for
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Well maybe I don't need you anymore
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Well then why don't you just go back to Spain and I'll stay here
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and we'll both get what we want
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That's fine with me pal Fine with me too Ooh
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Movie Summary
After a failed swindle, two con-men end up with a map to El Dorado, the fabled "city of gold," and an unintended trip to the New World. Much to their surprise, the map does lead the pair to the mythical city, where the startled inhabitants promptly begin to worship them as gods. The only question is, do they take the worshipful natives for all they're worth, or is there a bit more to El Dorado than riches?


