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"The Road to Wellville" quotes

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A story about the ins and outs of one unusual health facility in the early twentieth century, run by the eccentric Dr. John Harvey Kellogg.

Director: Alan Parker
Writer: T. Coraghessan Boyle, Alan Parker
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 1994
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.9
BoxOffice: $6,562,513
Released: 28 Oct 1994
Awards: 3 nominations

19 video clips

Dr. John Harvey KelloggWilliam LightbodyVirginia CranehillEleanor LightbodyCharles OssiningGeorge KelloggDr. Lionel BadgerEndymion Hart-jonesIda MuntzErnest O'reillyGoodloe Bender
My own stools sir are perfect - The Road to Wellville 00:07 My own stools sir are perfect An erection is a flagpole on your grave - The Road to Wellville 00:05 An erection is a flagpole on your grave Oh no no I can't eat 15 gallons of yogurt - The Road to Wellville 00:08 Oh no no I can't eat 15 gallons of yogurt Fresh air the exercise - The Road to Wellville 00:14 Fresh air the exercise The doctor's a very great man - The Road to Wellville 00:06 The doctor's a very great man Build up your resolve - The Road to Wellville 00:07 Build up your resolve There is nothing finer - The Road to Wellville 00:22 There is nothing finer I wanted to be more than a hole in the mattress that answers to a name - The Road to Wellville 00:06 I wanted to be more than a hole in the mattress that answers... What do you hear - The Road to Wellville 00:31 What do you hear They're dead They've been electrocuted - The Road to Wellville 00:14 They're dead They've been electrocuted And this is batch number one - The Road to Wellville 00:04 And this is batch number one Do you masticate Mr Lightbody - The Road to Wellville 00:04 Do you masticate Mr Lightbody Poultney Dab you've had a heart attack And much worse - The Road to Wellville 00:22 Poultney Dab you've had a heart attack And much worse You Charles Ossining Yes - The Road to Wellville 00:16 You Charles Ossining Yes It wasn't that I didn't want him Marriage is legalized prostitution - The Road to Wellville 00:06 It wasn't that I didn't want him Marriage is... Charlie with friends like you - The Road to Wellville 00:06 Charlie with friends like you The enemas take some getting used to but in time you'll learn - The Road to Wellville 00:07 The enemas take some getting used to but in time you'll... You hooked me like a fish Bender - The Road to Wellville 00:11 You hooked me like a fish Bender The open sesame to the sucker's purse - The Road to Wellville 00:05 The open sesame to the sucker's purse

Cast

Dr. John Harvey Kellogg - Anthony Hopkins
Eleanor Lightbody - Bridget Fonda
William Lightbody - Matthew Broderick
Charles Ossining - John Cusack
George Kellogg - Dana Carvey
All Cast