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The Roast of Tom Brady

And for three years, it was a short time

And for three years, it was a short time

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And for three years, it was a short time...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:56:49
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
We scared the entire National Football League. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
We scared the entire National Football League.
Even though you did not want me to be your accomplice. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Even though you did not want me to be your accomplice.
And I told them, for Tom Brady, man, I'll come and do anything for Tom. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
And I told them, for Tom Brady, man, I'll come and do a...
Did you hear that, Tom? That man's fucking hurt. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Did you hear that, Tom? That man's fucking hurt.
Hey, bro, does anybody know why Randy Moss came up here... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Hey, bro, does anybody know why Randy Moss came up here...
Ran... Randy is proof that Black people can be white trash. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Ran... Randy is proof that Black people can be white trash.
Right there, that's it. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Right there, that's it.
This toast has to come from somebody worthy of a moment and such. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
This toast has to come from somebody worthy of a moment and ...
A special friend and a special lady, Kim Kardashian. Come on. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
A special friend and a special lady, Kim Kardashian. Come on...
But what people don't know is you're also pretty mean. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But what people don't know is you're also pretty m...
Which makes you the smallest Black dick I've ever seen. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Which makes you the smallest Black dick I've ever seen.
Um, okay, but I'm really here tonight for Tom. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Um, okay, but I'm really here tonight for Tom.
I wasn't gonna come tonight, but since I'm not here as Tom's date... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
I wasn't gonna come tonight, but since I'm not her...
And I'd never say if we did or not, I'd just release the tape. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
And I'd never say if we did or not, I'd just relea...
Um, but I do know it would never work out. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Um, but I do know it would never work out.
An ex-athlete, high cheekbones, silky hair. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
An ex-athlete, high cheekbones, silky hair.
I know the transition from the NFL must have been really hard... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I know the transition from the NFL must have been really har...
Who proved you can do anything in this next chapter of your life. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Who proved you can do anything in this next chapter of your ...
The way that you're showing everyone that even after winning seven Super Bowls... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
The way that you're showing everyone that even after wi...
So I'm just here tonight to support you and celebrate you. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
So I'm just here tonight to support you and celebrate y...