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The Roast of Tom Brady

"Gronk, he doesn't knowthe playbook, but he scored

Bill would be like: "Gronk, he doesn't know
the playbook, but he scored

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Bill would be like:
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"Gronk, he doesn't know the playbook, but he scored.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
02:12:15
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
But, Tom, I really am psyched tonight that we got you and Bill here tonight. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
But, Tom, I really am psyched tonight that we got you and Bi...
But I saw firsthand, you two are exactly alike. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But I saw firsthand, you two are exactly alike.
And worst of all, I've never had a fucking drink with either of you. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And worst of all, I've never had a fucking drink with e...
And don't worry, it doesn't have any strawberries in it, Tom. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
And don't worry, it doesn't have any strawberries ...
Nightshades, inflammation, whatever the fuck you're talking about. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Nightshades, inflammation, whatever the fuck you're tal...
And it was approved by your mom and Bill's boss, Alex Guerrero. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
And it was approved by your mom and Bill's boss, Alex G...
That Gronk might be on a little more than alcohol. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That Gronk might be on a little more than alcohol.
I'm gonna get to that. This is just my truth. Um... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I'm gonna get to that. This is just my truth. Um...
Gronk is the... He's the unsafe drunk white guy. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Gronk is the... He's the unsafe drunk white guy.
I want... This is a moment for white guys to understand how Black guys feel. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
I want... This is a moment for white guys to understand how ...
I looked at Randy when Gronk was saying a lot of shit... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I looked at Randy when Gronk was saying a lot of shit...
And Randy had a look that said, "I'm going home." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And Randy had a look that said, "I'm going home.&q...
That we all know ends up in a fucking bad situation. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
That we all know ends up in a fucking bad situation.
That we had to sound out and elongate on the fucking prompter. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
That we had to sound out and elongate on the fucking prompte...
I had to help him. Sound it out, Gronk. Fuck. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I had to help him. Sound it out, Gronk. Fuck.
They had this concussion protocol, right? Here's the protocol for Gronk. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
They had this concussion protocol, right? Here's the pr...
Gronk is the only player that can take two hits. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Gronk is the only player that can take two hits.
Here's a good thing. Gronk says that he's returning, right? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Here's a good thing. Gronk says that he's returnin...
He's not returning to NFL football 'cause he's lost, like... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
He's not returning to NFL football 'cause he'...
He doesn't have the itch for the game, and that's understandable. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
He doesn't have the itch for the game, and that's ...