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'cause I'm about to kill this white bitch right here
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The Roast of Tom Brady

'cause I'm about to killthis white bitch right here

'cause I'm about to kill
this white bitch right here

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.001
'cause I'm about to kill this white bitch right here.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:40
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
Now, give it up for the Lord of the Super Bowl Rings... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Now, give it up for the Lord of the Super Bowl Rings...
You're a legend, Tom. You really are. You really put the "jizz" in "Gisele." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
You're a legend, Tom. You really are. You really put th...
Mike Tyson is boxing Jake Paul, a kid more than half his age. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Mike Tyson is boxing Jake Paul, a kid more than half his age...
My prediction, Iron Mike is gonna kill that baby. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
My prediction, Iron Mike is gonna kill that baby.
You look like a vampire that only drinks almond blood. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You look like a vampire that only drinks almond blood.
Tom looks like he bleaches his asshole just in case. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Tom looks like he bleaches his asshole just in case.
There hasn't been a roast in years because everyone's chicken. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
There hasn't been a roast in years because everyone...
But not you, Tom. You're not chicken. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
But not you, Tom. You're not chicken.
What an opening. I love you, Kevin. What an opening. You're amazing. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
What an opening. I love you, Kevin. What an opening. You...
Kevin Hart is the biggest Eagles fan. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Kevin Hart is the biggest Eagles fan.
I thought, "Is that Kevin Hart, or did Randy Moss take a knee?" - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I thought, "Is that Kevin Hart, or did Randy Moss take ...
Of the prestigious Kennedy Center's Mark Twain Prize for Humor. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Of the prestigious Kennedy Center's Mark Twain Prize fo...
And surely, if Mark Twain were around today, he would call you a n... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And surely, if Mark Twain were around today, he would call y...
Dana White, I see you hiding over there. What's up, Dana? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Dana White, I see you hiding over there. What's up, Dan...
Pull back. I wanna show he brought the whole cast of Queer Eye. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Pull back. I wanna show he brought the whole cast of Queer E...
At the beautiful, sold-out Los Angeles Forum. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
At the beautiful, sold-out Los Angeles Forum.
By the way, "forum" is also how Rob Gronkowski counts to five. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
By the way, "forum" is also how Rob Gronkowski cou...
You're one of the greatest, Gronk. You're one of the greatest. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You're one of the greatest, Gronk. You're one of t...
Growing up, it was never even Gronk's dream to play football... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Growing up, it was never even Gronk's dream to play foo...
But his parents figured, "Hey, he's already wearing the helmet." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
But his parents figured, "Hey, he's already wearin...