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The Roast of Tom Brady

"Drew bled so Tom could run." But I'm gonna move on from you

"Drew bled so Tom could run." But I'm gonna move on from you

Full Transcript

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"Drew bled so Tom could run."
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But I'm gonna move on from you...
Duration
9 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:44:04
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
Tom Brady. God, the only goat Jeff Ross hasn't tried to fuck. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Tom Brady. God, the only goat Jeff Ross hasn't tried to...
Tom Brady, five-time Super Bowl MVP, most career wins, most career touchdowns... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Tom Brady, five-time Super Bowl MVP, most career wins, most ...
Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying yes to this roast... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Tom, the only thing dumber than you saying yes to this roast...
Was when you said, "Hey, babe, you should try jujitsu." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Was when you said, "Hey, babe, you should try jujitsu.&...
My God, just knowing your ex-wife's new boyfriend... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
My God, just knowing your ex-wife's new boyfriend...
That's gotta be terrible. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
That's gotta be terrible.
Listen, tonight there's gonna be a lot of jokes about me, um... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Listen, tonight there's gonna be a lot of jokes about m...
And I just wanna say, for the record, I do have a boyfriend. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And I just wanna say, for the record, I do have a boyfriend.
I would shoot you in the fucking face for a lottery ticket... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I would shoot you in the fucking face for a lottery ticket.....
You retired, then you came back, and then you retired again. I get it. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
You retired, then you came back, and then you retired again....
But if you follow it exactly as he does, you too can lose your family. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But if you follow it exactly as he does, you too can lose yo...
And, seriously, you can lose so much family. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And, seriously, you can lose so much family.
I mean, even Gronk was like, "Me know that not real money." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
I mean, even Gronk was like, "Me know that not real mon...
I have one more thing to say and I promise to keep it Kevin Hart. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I have one more thing to say and I promise to keep it Kevin ...
To be honest, Tom, I didn't really know a ton about your career before this. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
To be honest, Tom, I didn't really know a ton about you...
What I've learned, I'm in absolute awe of you. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
What I've learned, I'm in absolute awe of you.
And then you became this. You became the greatest of all time. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And then you became this. You became the greatest of all tim...
Not only will he do it, but he'll do it the best it's ever been done. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Not only will he do it, but he'll do it the best it...
Tom Brady cannot make me cum. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Tom Brady cannot make me cum.
After you said it, he said, "I did." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
After you said it, he said, "I did."