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He was actually born on a folding table at a Bills tailgate
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The Roast of Tom Brady

He was actually bornon a folding table at a Bills tailgate

He was actually born
on a folding table at a Bills tailgate

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He was actually born on a folding table at a Bills tailgate.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:28
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
In a weird twist of fate, that's also where he was conceived. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
In a weird twist of fate, that's also where he was conc...
You know, the second-best number 11 ever to play for the Patriots is here. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
You know, the second-best number 11 ever to play for the Pat...
He's a short Jewish receiver... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
He's a short Jewish receiver...
That you enjoyed all this amazing success with the team that I built. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
That you enjoyed all this amazing success with the team that...
You know, when, most people lose their jobs, they start drinking. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
You know, when, most people lose their jobs, they start drin...
It's named after what Tom does every time he walks past a mirror. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
It's named after what Tom does every time he walks past...
You know, my favorite wine is our world-class cabernet. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You know, my favorite wine is our world-class cabernet.
Tom's favorite whine is "Where's the flag?" - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Tom's favorite whine is "Where's the flag?&qu...
So, hey, look, buddy, you know, you have more rings than I do... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
So, hey, look, buddy, you know, you have more rings than I d...
But I've experienced a couple things that you will never experience. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But I've experienced a couple things that you will neve...
The feeling of being the number-one- overall draft pick in the NFL. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
The feeling of being the number-one- overall draft pick in t...
And a, um, 28th wedding anniversary. It was yesterday. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And a, um, 28th wedding anniversary. It was yesterday.
So, look, when I first met Tom, he was not the greatest of all time. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
So, look, when I first met Tom, he was not the greatest of a...
He was just a sensitive pretty boy from San Francisco... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
He was just a sensitive pretty boy from San Francisco...
So look... Don't make excuses, dude. It was a yellow fucking Jeep. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
So look... Don't make excuses, dude. It was a yellow fu...
But look, I am not standing here right now saying that Tom Brady is gay. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
But look, I am not standing here right now saying that Tom B...
All right. So now I have to be nice and sincere, and I will be. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
All right. So now I have to be nice and sincere, and I will ...
Um, look, man, Tommy, I've told you before... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Um, look, man, Tommy, I've told you before...
Incredibly proud of all that you've accomplished. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Incredibly proud of all that you've accomplished.
Hey, Drew, I don't wanna hit you with like a shot... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Hey, Drew, I don't wanna hit you with like a shot...