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The Roast of Tom Brady

Instead, they settledfor the greatest white guy alive

instead, they settled
for the greatest white guy alive

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instead, they settled for the greatest white guy alive.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:39
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
And even baseball, once America's pastime, isn't even played by Americans now. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
And even baseball, once America's pastime, isn't e...
It's about this incredible, white American man. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
It's about this incredible, white American man.
Tom Brady's dream of securing a future for white children in this country. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Tom Brady's dream of securing a future for white childr...
Tonight is about celebrating everything Tom Brady stands for. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Tonight is about celebrating everything Tom Brady stands for...
And he has that one thing that only special men have. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And he has that one thing that only special men have.
What Tom Brady has is that killer instinct. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
What Tom Brady has is that killer instinct.
Yes, because if there's one thing that Netflix loves... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Yes, because if there's one thing that Netflix loves...
Bundy has so many emotional traits that Tom has. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Bundy has so many emotional traits that Tom has.
This is the psychopathy checklist developed by Robert Hare. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
This is the psychopathy checklist developed by Robert Hare.
As you can see, Tom Brady checks all the boxes. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
As you can see, Tom Brady checks all the boxes.
Maybe they should call it "The Brady List." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Maybe they should call it "The Brady List."
Glibness, superficial charm. Brady's got it. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Glibness, superficial charm. Brady's got it.
Grandiose sense of self-worth, this motherfucker's got it. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Grandiose sense of self-worth, this motherfucker's got ...
Brady even has the need for stimulation, prone to boredom... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Brady even has the need for stimulation, prone to boredom...
"I'm retired. You know what? I'm not retired." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:10
"I'm retired. You know what? I'm not retired....
Northern California, like the Zodiac Killer. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Northern California, like the Zodiac Killer.
He choked a couple times in New England like the Boston Strangler. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
He choked a couple times in New England like the Boston Stra...
And he chewed up and spat out the competition just like Dahmer. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And he chewed up and spat out the competition just like Dahm...
What about another Netflix documentary darling, Jeffrey Epstein? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
What about another Netflix documentary darling, Jeffrey Epst...
Well, he wasn't a serial killer. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Well, he wasn't a serial killer.