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The Roast of Tom Brady

Kevin, you are so Black

Kevin, you are so Black

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Kevin, you are so Black...
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:45:14
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
That when I saw you, I thought you were Bert Kreischer's liver. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That when I saw you, I thought you were Bert Kreischer'...
It just did four hours on the Shannon Sharpe podcast. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
It just did four hours on the Shannon Sharpe podcast.
The difference is, I'm the kind of Jew that people look at and go: - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
The difference is, I'm the kind of Jew that people look...
And Jeff's the kind of Jew that makes you wanna join Hamas. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
And Jeff's the kind of Jew that makes you wanna join Ha...
Now, everyone always asks me how big Gronk's dick is. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:08
Now, everyone always asks me how big Gronk's dick is.
You remember when you used to yell at us, "Look, assholes. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You remember when you used to yell at us, "Look, asshol...
The fucking kids down at Foxborough High can make that fucking play"? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
The fucking kids down at Foxborough High can make that fucki...
Look, asshole, Foxborough High is the only job offer you fucking had. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Look, asshole, Foxborough High is the only job offer you fuc...
TB12, Tampa Bay Brady, the GOAT. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
TB12, Tampa Bay Brady, the GOAT.
When we played together, Tom, you used to scream: - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:08
When we played together, Tom, you used to scream:
Now that's what he screams at his plastic surgeon. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Now that's what he screams at his plastic surgeon.
Not you, because your face can't move and you don't have a sense of humor. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Not you, because your face can't move and you don'...
That when your wife left, I thought about getting rid of my beard too. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That when your wife left, I thought about getting rid of my ...
For those of you who don't know, Alex is the snake oil salesman... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
For those of you who don't know, Alex is the snake oil ...
Who transformed Tom into a total fucking weirdo. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Who transformed Tom into a total fucking weirdo.
I know there's gonna be a lot of jokes about me being gay for Tom. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
I know there's gonna be a lot of jokes about me being g...
No, but Tom, you're my brother. I owe you everything. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
No, but Tom, you're my brother. I owe you everything.
And you showed me what it meant to be a professional. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
And you showed me what it meant to be a professional.
That's what I'm talking about, Julian. That's what I'm talking about. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
That's what I'm talking about, Julian. That's...
I don't know what the fuck it is about the cultural separation. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I don't know what the fuck it is about the cultural sep...