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The Roast of Tom Brady

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Duration
6 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:23
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
What a idiot. Why would you do this? What a idiot. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
What a idiot. Why would you do this? What a idiot.
Eight karate classes a day and she's still a white belt. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Eight karate classes a day and she's still a white belt...
The only bruises she have are on her ass. Everybody should have known it. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
The only bruises she have are on her ass. Everybody should h...
Kids are gonna have to change their name. The fucking guy knows karate, Tom. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Kids are gonna have to change their name. The fucking guy kn...
Um, here's a good time to tell you the truth. We lied. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Um, here's a good time to tell you the truth. We lied.
Now, this dais is gonna be filled with energy and great jokes. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Now, this dais is gonna be filled with energy and great joke...
That means I've got a lot of guns with a lot of ammo. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That means I've got a lot of guns with a lot of ammo.
I wanna let you guys know, I got two full fucking clips. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I wanna let you guys know, I got two full fucking clips.
Now, you fuck with me if you want, I'm gonna shoot these guns. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Now, you fuck with me if you want, I'm gonna shoot thes...
I have no problem shooting these guns. You think I'm bullshitting? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I have no problem shooting these guns. You think I'm bu...
And ultimately, the Black dick matters. You'll fuck a Black dick fast, Chelsea. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
And ultimately, the Black dick matters. You'll fuck a B...
Kim, I put it down. Bop, bop. No troubles. No fucking troubles. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Kim, I put it down. Bop, bop. No troubles. No fucking troubl...
You had nothing to do with nothing. You didn't deserve that, and I apologize. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You had nothing to do with nothing. You didn't deserve ...
And to do that, you gotta do it with a roast master. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And to do that, you gotta do it with a roast master.
A GOAT without a butcher is not a GOAT. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
A GOAT without a butcher is not a GOAT.
Please welcome, straight from hell, the real killer... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Please welcome, straight from hell, the real killer...
What's up, roast fans? Make some noise. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
What's up, roast fans? Make some noise.
If the gloves don't fit, you must talk shit. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
If the gloves don't fit, you must talk shit.
'cause I'm about to kill this white bitch right here. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
'cause I'm about to kill this white bitch right he...
Now, give it up for the Lord of the Super Bowl Rings... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Now, give it up for the Lord of the Super Bowl Rings...