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The Roast of Tom Brady

Randy's nickname was "The Freak." Edelman's nickname was "The Squirrel"

Randy's nickname was "The Freak." Edelman's nickname was "The Squirrel"

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Randy's nickname was "The Freak."
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Edelman's nickname was "The Squirrel"...
Duration
8 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
02:06:30
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
Because he loved having Tom Brady's nuts in his mouth. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Because he loved having Tom Brady's nuts in his mouth.
And when Tom left for Tampa, he gave him the whole shaft. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And when Tom left for Tampa, he gave him the whole shaft.
Everyone kissed Tom's ass. Even I did. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Everyone kissed Tom's ass. Even I did.
But Julian, you're the only one who used tongue. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But Julian, you're the only one who used tongue.
Tom left you on the Patriots so you couldn't blow him anymore. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Tom left you on the Patriots so you couldn't blow him a...
And Bill, you never gave Tom any action. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
And Bill, you never gave Tom any action.
No hand job, nothing. Fucking... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
No hand job, nothing. Fucking...
All right. Did you give him a hand job, coach? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
All right. Did you give him a hand job, coach?
That's a 1300-mile-long cock Tom has. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That's a 1300-mile-long cock Tom has.
And let me tell you, Julian sucked that cock all the way from Florida... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
And let me tell you, Julian sucked that cock all the way fro...
Through the Carolinas, all the way up to Massachusetts... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Through the Carolinas, all the way up to Massachusetts...
To even get further penetration up your ass, coach. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
To even get further penetration up your ass, coach.
But, coach, you used to talk about Foxborough High School when we sucked. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But, coach, you used to talk about Foxborough High School wh...
And now let's talk about my designated driver, Tom Brady. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And now let's talk about my designated driver, Tom Brad...
I think he's a fruit, but I'm just totally not sure. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I think he's a fruit, but I'm just totally not sur...
When a tiny, furry bear started jerking you off. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
When a tiny, furry bear started jerking you off.
You guys all think I'm a dumb piece of fucking shit, but... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You guys all think I'm a dumb piece of fucking shit, bu...
Fucking... I run into people for a living. Obviously I'm fucking dumb. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Fucking... I run into people for a living. Obviously I'...
I didn't name it Tom Brady because, unlike you, it's good at running. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I didn't name it Tom Brady because, unlike you, it'...
I mean, there are only two-and-a-half of them on this roast. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
I mean, there are only two-and-a-half of them on this roast.