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The Roast of Tom Brady

Settle down. I got some jokes to tell

Settle down. I got some jokes to tell

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Settle down. I got some jokes to tell.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:11
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
You remember, Randy. Willie, you remember. First round. Pretty cool, right? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
You remember, Randy. Willie, you remember. First round. Pret...
So, look, I've got to admit, I'm a little bit nervous tonight. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
So, look, I've got to admit, I'm a little bit nerv...
I ended up in the hospital for five days and I lost my damn job. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I ended up in the hospital for five days and I lost my damn ...
A lot of people just assume that I have a lot of animosity towards Tom Brady. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:09
A lot of people just assume that I have a lot of animosity t...
I'm here to tell you tonight, in front of millions of people... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I'm here to tell you tonight, in front of millions of p...
That you're correct. I fucking hate him. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That you're correct. I fucking hate him.
Hey, but let's just be honest, a lot of you guys kind of hate him too. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Hey, but let's just be honest, a lot of you guys kind o...
Than the most successful quarterback of all time? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Than the most successful quarterback of all time?
I'm... I mean, except maybe Belichick. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I'm... I mean, except maybe Belichick.
Um, turns out he had some time on his hands. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Um, turns out he had some time on his hands.
Tom invited his one Black receiver here tonight. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Tom invited his one Black receiver here tonight.
He's a country-ass bass fisherman from West Virginia... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
He's a country-ass bass fisherman from West Virginia...
I mean, dude, come on. His name's Randy. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I mean, dude, come on. His name's Randy.
Rob Gronkowski's here. He's Tom's favorite tight end... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Rob Gronkowski's here. He's Tom's favorite ti...
Rob's here tonight. He's Tom's favorite tight end that wasn't a murderer. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Rob's here tonight. He's Tom's favorite tight...
A lot of people don't know that Gronk is originally from Buffalo. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
A lot of people don't know that Gronk is originally fro...
He was actually born on a folding table at a Bills tailgate. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
He was actually born on a folding table at a Bills tailgate.
In a weird twist of fate, that's also where he was conceived. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
In a weird twist of fate, that's also where he was conc...
You know, the second-best number 11 ever to play for the Patriots is here. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
You know, the second-best number 11 ever to play for the Pat...
He's a short Jewish receiver... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
He's a short Jewish receiver...