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Terrible for 50 years, good for five. Shake it off
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The Roast of Tom Brady

Terrible for 50 years, good for five.Shake it off

Terrible for 50 years, good for five.
Shake it off

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Terrible for 50 years, good for five. Shake it off.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
02:58:07
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
They rub someone from Philadelphia on them. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
They rub someone from Philadelphia on them.
And now for the real reason you're all here, Coach Bill Belichick. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:08
And now for the real reason you're all here, Coach Bill...
Everybody asks me which ring is my favorite. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Everybody asks me which ring is my favorite.
I used to say "the next one." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I used to say "the next one."
Slinking out of that poor girl's house at 6 a.m. a few months ago. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Slinking out of that poor girl's house at 6 a.m. a few ...
And after two decades, I finally had to admit that all along, it was you. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
And after two decades, I finally had to admit that all along...
Because you, Bill Belichick, you are a true coaching genius. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Because you, Bill Belichick, you are a true coaching genius.
Between an aging injured, overpaid Drew Bledsoe... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Between an aging injured, overpaid Drew Bledsoe...
And a young healthy, minimum-wage superstar. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And a young healthy, minimum-wage superstar.
I could have got a fucking coach from Foxborough fucking High School... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I could have got a fucking coach from Foxborough fucking Hig...
When I go to the Indy 500, I don't ask the winning driver: - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
When I go to the Indy 500, I don't ask the winning driv...
But the truth is I miss the love of my life... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But the truth is I miss the love of my life...
So to my fans, it's been an honor to be your guy... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
So to my fans, it's been an honor to be your guy...
And somehow pull off a last-minute miracle victory. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And somehow pull off a last-minute miracle victory.
What's called in football "a Tom Brady." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
What's called in football "a Tom Brady."
Who have been talking shit about me for 20 fucking years... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Who have been talking shit about me for 20 fucking years...
Lose my number. Fuck them all, baby. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Lose my number. Fuck them all, baby.
Get on your fucking feet one time for the GOAT himself... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:08
Get on your fucking feet one time for the GOAT himself...
To match the energy of the success that he's had along the years. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
To match the energy of the success that he's had along ...
So Tom, what we decided to do was add another ring. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
So Tom, what we decided to do was add another ring.