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The Roast of Tom Brady

This dude has bested you in every way,so we know you hate him

This dude has bested you in every way,
so we know you hate him

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This dude has bested you in every way, so we know you hate him.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:05
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
You went first, he went sixth... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You went first, he went sixth...
And he still took your spot and sent you off to Buffalo. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
And he still took your spot and sent you off to Buffalo.
The only ring you have is the one Tom won for you. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
The only ring you have is the one Tom won for you.
You wear all your rings, you love the Migos... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You wear all your rings, you love the Migos...
You were too Black for Boston. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
You were too Black for Boston.
And I know you wanna know what it's like to score one more time. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
And I know you wanna know what it's like to score one m...
So no Luther Vandross, no candles... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
So no Luther Vandross, no candles...
Just me, cocked open on the table, OB-GYN style... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Just me, cocked open on the table, OB-GYN style...
Hospital gown, you come in with your UGGs... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Hospital gown, you come in with your UGGs...
You hut twice, and then you stick it in, bam. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You hut twice, and then you stick it in, bam.
And loving you is a scarlet letter that I wear proudly. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And loving you is a scarlet letter that I wear proudly.
Please welcome to the stage a living legend... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Please welcome to the stage a living legend...
And the number-one news anchor in all of San Diego... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And the number-one news anchor in all of San Diego...
Hello, everyone. New York City in the house. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Hello, everyone. New York City in the house.
Madison Square Garden, MSG. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Madison Square Garden, MSG.
My second-favorite comedian next to Earthquake. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
My second-favorite comedian next to Earthquake.
My name is Ron Burgundy, and... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
My name is Ron Burgundy, and...
Not about me. We are here to honor a champion of the gridiron... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Not about me. We are here to honor a champion of the gridiro...
A true Patriot until he was not, of course. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
A true Patriot until he was not, of course.
That's a million-watt smile right there, and those eyes. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That's a million-watt smile right there, and those eyes...