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The Roast of Tom Brady

Tom, you would have been a great fighter

Tom, you would have been a great fighter

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Tom, you would have been a great fighter.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:55:25
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
That's what you call "coffee dates" with your boyfriend, Alex Guerrero. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
That's what you call "coffee dates" with your...
But Jeff Ross was very interested in the UFC. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But Jeff Ross was very interested in the UFC.
He thought it meant "Unlimited Fried Chicken." - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:08
He thought it meant "Unlimited Fried Chicken."
But Dana is the millionaire founder of the UFC... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But Dana is the millionaire founder of the UFC...
And he's also a degenerate gambler, so... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
And he's also a degenerate gambler, so...
Hey, Tom. This is great. Nice shoes, bitch. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Hey, Tom. This is great. Nice shoes, bitch.
I love it. This is a fucking stellar dais we have up here. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
I love it. This is a fucking stellar dais we have up here.
You know what else doesn't have a ring? Bill Belichick's phone. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You know what else doesn't have a ring? Bill Belichick&...
Everyone's up here talking about what a big winner Tom is. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Everyone's up here talking about what a big winner Tom ...
But let me tell you, Tom is afraid of the Giants... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
But let me tell you, Tom is afraid of the Giants...
That Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That Aaron Hernandez kicked out from under himself.
That when his ancestors picked cotton, they called it dead lifting. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
That when his ancestors picked cotton, they called it dead l...
You know who doesn't pass? Kevin Hart on any movie he's offered. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
You know who doesn't pass? Kevin Hart on any movie he&#...
Tom Brady, why do you look like a gay Tom Brady? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Tom Brady, why do you look like a gay Tom Brady?
Gronk, I'm happy you could take a break from writing Santa letters... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
Gronk, I'm happy you could take a break from writing Sa...
I knew you were here when we were all out of chocolate milk backstage. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I knew you were here when we were all out of chocolate milk ...
Gronk, you look like the Nazi that kept burning himself on the ovens. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Gronk, you look like the Nazi that kept burning himself on t...
You look like the final boss in George Floyd the Video Game. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
You look like the final boss in George Floyd the Video Game.
The great Jeff Ross, ladies and gentlemen. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
The great Jeff Ross, ladies and gentlemen.
Jeff is so Jewish, he only watches football for the coin toss. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Jeff is so Jewish, he only watches football for the coin tos...