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The Roast of Tom Brady

You'll never be me, ever. Ever

You'll never be me, ever. Ever

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You'll never be me, ever. Ever.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
02:53:28
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
Casey Patterson Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Tom Brady faces the heat in this livestreamed, star-studded roast hosted by Kevin Hart.
No, you can date a model or four, steal my cologne... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
No, you can date a model or four, steal my cologne...
Actively lobby to get Peyton Manning removed from the Hall of Fame... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Actively lobby to get Peyton Manning removed from the Hall o...
By the way, I want to set the record straight. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
By the way, I want to set the record straight.
Even if I take their job while lying in a fucking hospital bed coughing up blood... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:07
Even if I take their job while lying in a fucking hospital b...
They all get rings when they play with Tom Brady, right, Drew? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
They all get rings when they play with Tom Brady, right, Dre...
Can you believe that guy up here begging me: - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:11
Can you believe that guy up here begging me:
I'm not sitting on some plank trying to hook me a catfish. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I'm not sitting on some plank trying to hook me a catfi...
Jersey Girl, Phantom, Batman... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Jersey Girl, Phantom, Batman...
And when has Ben Affleck ever made a bad decision? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
And when has Ben Affleck ever made a bad decision?
Glaser, Schulz, Hinchcliffe, two racist bears. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Glaser, Schulz, Hinchcliffe, two racist bears.
Who picked this shitty lineup? The New York Jets front office? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Who picked this shitty lineup? The New York Jets front offic...
Kim Kardashian, thank you so much for being here. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Kim Kardashian, thank you so much for being here.
I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
I know Kim was terrified to be here tonight.
Not because of this, but because her kids are at home with their dad. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Not because of this, but because her kids are at home with t...
We got so many great football greats here tonight. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
We got so many great football greats here tonight.
The NFL spent $20 million and found it was more "probable" than not... - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:09
The NFL spent $20 million and found it was more "probab...
That I was "generally" aware that someone may have deflated my footballs. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:08
That I was "generally" aware that someone may have...
That's the way it goes. You know what I'm saying, boys? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:05
That's the way it goes. You know what I'm saying, ...
But I don't want to get the NFL too upset. - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
But I don't want to get the NFL too upset.
Buffalo fans call themselves the Bills Mafia? - The Roast of Tom Brady 00:06
Buffalo fans call themselves the Bills Mafia?