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The Romanoffs

'Where can I shoot myselfand not get killed?

'Where can I shoot myself
and not get killed?

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'Where can I shoot myself and not get killed?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:11
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
drama

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Movie Summary

Anthology of eight stories about people who believe themselves to be descendant of the Russian Royal family.
S01 • E05 If you want to make a sandwich, or I can make you a sandwich, - The Romanoffs 00:07
If you want to make a sandwich, or I can make you a sandwich...
S01 • E04 I had to find out by accident-- - The Romanoffs 00:05
I had to find out by accident--
S01 • E06 I have hemophilia, - The Romanoffs 00:05
I have hemophilia,
S01 • E07 She has been to Los Angeles and visited Universal Studios. - The Romanoffs 00:05
She has been to Los Angeles and visited Universal Studios.
S01 • E08 I, uh... - The Romanoffs 00:04
I, uh...
S01 • E06 It's inside, too, like a bruise, - The Romanoffs 00:05
It's inside, too, like a bruise,
S01 • E07 Yes. But not the... the theme park. - The Romanoffs 00:05
Yes. But not the... the theme park.
S01 • E02 Hello, there. Uh, checking in for Romanoff. - The Romanoffs 00:05
Hello, there. Uh, checking in for Romanoff.
S01 • E06 I used to have to inject myself three times a week, - The Romanoffs 00:07
I used to have to inject myself three times a week,
S01 • E08 Master of ceremonies, you know, stag party. - The Romanoffs 00:04
Master of ceremonies, you know, stag party.
S01 • E04 You're not Eric. And maybe that's why we were together, - The Romanoffs 00:06
You're not Eric. And maybe that's why we were toge...
S01 • E06 Which is weird, because I have a strain - The Romanoffs 00:05
Which is weird, because I have a strain
S01 • E06 We got in a tiny car accident last year, - The Romanoffs 00:07
We got in a tiny car accident last year,
S01 • E04 [phone buzzes] - The Romanoffs 00:19
[phone buzzes]
S01 • E05 So I wanted to ask you something about David. - The Romanoffs 00:04
So I wanted to ask you something about David.
S01 • E07 And you, Mrs. Garner, you have Russian heritage. - The Romanoffs 00:05
And you, Mrs. Garner, you have Russian heritage.
S01 • E08 I love how you pretend you're thinking about my future - The Romanoffs 00:05
I love how you pretend you're thinking about my future
S01 • E05 Did David ever - The Romanoffs 00:07
Did David ever
S01 • E07 But, you know, it's I-important. - The Romanoffs 00:04
But, you know, it's I-important.
S01 • E08 Jesus Christ, - The Romanoffs 00:05
Jesus Christ,