"The Room" quotes

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Johnny is a successful bank executive who lives quietly in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, putting aside any scruple, she seduces Johnny's best friend, Mark. From ... Read all

Director: Tommy Wiseau
Writer: Tommy Wiseau
Production: Chloe Productions, Wiseau-Films, TPW Films
Genre: drama
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 9/100
ImdbRating: 3.6
BoxOffice: $549,602
Released: 27 Jun 2003
Awards: 1 nomination

177 Clips

Chicken Peter You're just a little chicken - The Room 00:08
Chicken Peter You're just a little chicken
You know what they say Love is blind - The Room 00:06
You know what they say Love is blind
You know I really loved Johnny at first - The Room 00:37
You know I really loved Johnny at first
If I were a burglar you would be my best friend - The Room 00:05
If I were a burglar you would be my best friend
You're right The computer business is too competitive - The Room 00:06
You're right The computer business is too competitive
When is the baby due - The Room 00:25
When is the baby due
God Why did you do this to me - The Room 00:10
God Why did you do this to me
Denny this is my mom Mom this is Denny - The Room 00:12
Denny this is my mom Mom this is Denny
All that shopping wore me out - The Room 00:04
All that shopping wore me out
Yeah Deliver it - The Room 00:15
Yeah Deliver it
What are you doing - The Room 00:04
What are you doing
You expect to be happy - The Room 00:16
You expect to be happy
You guys prove my point You're both weird - The Room 00:05
You guys prove my point You're both weird
Dude it's Underwear What's that - The Room 00:04
Dude it's Underwear What's that
Shit All right What do you want from me - The Room 00:04
Shit All right What do you want from me
Hi Can I help you - The Room 00:04
Hi Can I help you
I can't wait till later I wanna talk right now - The Room 00:11
I can't wait till later I wanna talk right now
Hey Denny - The Room 00:34
Hey Denny
Lisa looks hot tonight What do you mean hot - The Room 00:06
Lisa looks hot tonight What do you mean hot
I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday but I'm really not into it - The Room 00:30
I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday but I'm...
Who are you calling a bitch - The Room 00:05
Who are you calling a bitch
Why Why is this happening to me Why - The Room 00:14
Why Why is this happening to me Why
Now you can't live on love - The Room 00:05
Now you can't live on love
What's going on here - The Room 00:04
What's going on here
Oh You can bring someone if you want - The Room 00:05
Oh You can bring someone if you want
What are you doing What's going on here - The Room 00:08
What are you doing What's going on here
Maybe you should have a girl Mark - The Room 00:04
Maybe you should have a girl Mark
I have something for you What is it - The Room 00:30
I have something for you What is it
Let's go home - The Room 00:04
Let's go home
Why Lisa Why Lisa Please talk to me - The Room 00:05
Why Lisa Why Lisa Please talk to me
I just wanted to hear your sexy voice - The Room 00:09
I just wanted to hear your sexy voice
Thank you honey This is a beautiful party - The Room 00:08
Thank you honey This is a beautiful party
Denny Are you okay - The Room 00:35
Denny Are you okay
Goddamn it man Fuck - The Room 00:17
Goddamn it man Fuck
People are people Sometimes they just can't see their own faults - The Room 00:05
People are people Sometimes they just can't see their own...
Oh Johnny it's beautiful Thank you - The Room 00:05
Oh Johnny it's beautiful Thank you
You look really tired today Mom Are you feeling okay - The Room 00:05
You look really tired today Mom Are you feeling okay
Denny two's great but three is a crowd - The Room 00:06
Denny two's great but three is a crowd
I don't wanna talk about it - The Room 00:04
I don't wanna talk about it
Wow So uh you gonna be ready - The Room 00:09
Wow So uh you gonna be ready
Your point of view is so different from mine - The Room 00:05
Your point of view is so different from mine
I have a serious problem with Lisa - The Room 00:10
I have a serious problem with Lisa
Yeah That's the idea Yeah - The Room 00:05
Yeah That's the idea Yeah
What are these characters doing here - The Room 00:06
What are these characters doing here
Peter you always play psychologist with us - The Room 00:05
Peter you always play psychologist with us
Did you uh know - The Room 00:11
Did you uh know
Can I kiss you You are such a little brat - The Room 00:08
Can I kiss you You are such a little brat
Why Johnny - The Room 00:09
Why Johnny
Oh hey guys Oh hi Denny - The Room 00:06
Oh hey guys Oh hi Denny
Hey everybody I have an announcement to make - The Room 00:08
Hey everybody I have an announcement to make
Of course What do you think They already put my ideas into practice - The Room 00:11
Of course What do you think They already put my ideas into...
I've lost him but I still have you Right - The Room 00:32
I've lost him but I still have you Right
Well it's true All men are assholes - The Room 00:12
Well it's true All men are assholes
I mean the candles - The Room 00:26
I mean the candles
I can come in like in the late afternoon Absolutely 8 00 - The Room 00:05
I can come in like in the late afternoon Absolutely 8 00
Are you okay Denny - The Room 00:09
Are you okay Denny
Anything for my princess - The Room 00:06
Anything for my princess
What are you doin' this for - The Room 00:05
What are you doin' this for
When is the baby due - The Room 00:18
When is the baby due
That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three months - The Room 00:16
That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three...
I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to go off - The Room 00:05
I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for it to...
If you think I'm tired today wait till you see me tomorrow - The Room 00:07
If you think I'm tired today wait till you see me tomorrow
How can they say this about me - The Room 00:11
How can they say this about me
She's a stupid bitch - The Room 00:13
She's a stupid bitch
How dare you talk to me like that - The Room 00:33
How dare you talk to me like that
Denny And I don't have them anymore - The Room 00:35
Denny And I don't have them anymore
If a lot of people loved each other - The Room 00:07
If a lot of people loved each other
How did you ever meet Lisa You never told us - The Room 00:35
How did you ever meet Lisa You never told us
You don't understand anything - The Room 00:07
You don't understand anything
As far as I'm concerned you can drop off the earth That's a promise - The Room 00:07
As far as I'm concerned you can drop off the earth That's a...
Hey Johnny What's goin' on man Hi Mike What's new - The Room 00:35
Hey Johnny What's goin' on man Hi Mike What's new
I'm tired I'm wasted I love you darling - The Room 00:07
I'm tired I'm wasted I love you darling
Don't touch me motherfucker Get out - The Room 00:05
Don't touch me motherfucker Get out
I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her - The Room 00:05
I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her
It's not over Everybody betrayed me I'm fed up with this world - The Room 00:07
It's not over Everybody betrayed me I'm fed up with this...
You want five fuckin' minutes Denny - The Room 00:15
You want five fuckin' minutes Denny
Oh hi Claudette - The Room 00:06
Oh hi Claudette
I just saw you What are you talking about - The Room 00:05
I just saw you What are you talking about
You can come out now Johnny She's gone - The Room 00:14
You can come out now Johnny She's gone
Did you get your promotion Nah - The Room 00:18
Did you get your promotion Nah
Gotta tell you about somethin' - The Room 00:22
Gotta tell you about somethin'
Everything goes wrong at once - The Room 00:15
Everything goes wrong at once
Hi Can I help you - The Room 00:19
Hi Can I help you
I just wanted to hear your sexy voice - The Room 00:07
I just wanted to hear your sexy voice
Denny do you have something else to do - The Room 00:07
Denny do you have something else to do
I need you here with me - The Room 00:36
I need you here with me
I need you here with me - The Room 00:37
I need you here with me
How was work today Oh pretty good - The Room 00:16
How was work today Oh pretty good
Stop it I'll kill you you bastard - The Room 00:11
Stop it I'll kill you you bastard
You are lying I never hit you - The Room 00:05
You are lying I never hit you
Here you go That's me How much is it - The Room 00:05
Here you go That's me How much is it
I've been lookin' for you - The Room 01:55
I've been lookin' for you
It's not right - The Room 01:14
It's not right
It's clear - The Room 00:12
It's clear
It can't wait 'til later - The Room 00:32
It can't wait 'til later
Is the symbol of love - The Room 00:11
Is the symbol of love
In a few minutes - The Room 00:26
In a few minutes
I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday - The Room 01:06
I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday
If you think I'm tired today - The Room 00:19
If you think I'm tired today
If a lot of people love each other - The Room 00:22
If a lot of people love each other
I love you - The Room 00:11
I love you
I just wanted to hear your sexy voice - The Room 00:30
I just wanted to hear your sexy voice
I have something for you - The Room 00:29
I have something for you
I have to go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her - The Room 00:20
I have to go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with...
I have an announcement to make - The Room 00:16
I have an announcement to make
I have a serious problem with Lisa - The Room 00:24
I have a serious problem with Lisa
I don't want to talk about it - The Room 00:13
I don't want to talk about it
I don't know what to do - The Room 00:29
I don't know what to do
I don't have them anymore - The Room 03:13
I don't have them anymore
I don't care - The Room 00:27
I don't care
I did not hit her - The Room 03:38
I did not hit her
You're just a chicken - The Room 00:31
You're just a chicken
You're both weird - The Room 00:15
You're both weird
Your point of view is so different from mine - The Room 00:16
Your point of view is so different from mine
You want five fucking minutes - The Room 00:20
You want five fucking minutes
You look so sexy - The Room 00:14
You look so sexy
You look beautiful today - The Room 00:12
You look beautiful today
You know what - The Room 00:25
You know what
I can't talk right now - The Room 01:04
I can't talk right now
How was work today - The Room 00:34
How was work today
How many people come in and out of this house every day - The Room 00:26
How many people come in and out of this house every day
How did you meet Lisa - The Room 01:43
How did you meet Lisa
How can they say this about me - The Room 00:22
How can they say this about me
He's taking drugs - The Room 00:11
He's taking drugs
Get out of my life - The Room 00:39
Get out of my life
Everything goes wrong all at once - The Room 00:36
Everything goes wrong all at once
Everybody betrayed me - The Room 00:17
Everybody betrayed me
Don't you have something else to do - The Room 00:20
Don't you have something else to do
Do you want me to order a pizza - The Room 00:24
Do you want me to order a pizza
Did you get your promotion - The Room 00:16
Did you get your promotion
Can I kiss you - The Room 00:24
Can I kiss you
Can I have a dozen red roses - The Room 00:32
Can I have a dozen red roses
But three's a crowd - The Room 00:11
But three's a crowd
But three is a crowd - The Room 00:11
But three is a crowd
As far as I'm concerned - The Room 00:21
As far as I'm concerned
Are you  okay - The Room 00:19
Are you okay
Are you okay - The Room 01:30
Are you okay
Anything for my princess - The Room 00:12
Anything for my princess
And I have - The Room 01:46
And I have
All that shopping wore me out - The Room 00:13
All that shopping wore me out
Absolutely - The Room 00:18
Absolutely
TALK to me - The Room 00:09
TALK to me
You gonna be ready - The Room 00:18
You gonna be ready
You expect to be happy - The Room 00:39
You expect to be happy
You don't understand anything - The Room 00:22
You don't understand anything
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART - The Room 00:12
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART
You are such a little brat - The Room 00:21
You are such a little brat
You always play psychologist with us - The Room 00:14
You always play psychologist with us
Why is this happening to me - The Room 00:13
Why is this happening to me
Who are you calling a kid - The Room 00:12
Who are you calling a kid
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY - The Room 00:12
WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
What's going on - The Room 02:13
What's going on
What's going on here - The Room 00:15
What's going on here
What   what's goin' on here - The Room 00:25
What what's goin' on here
What do ya think - The Room 00:31
What do ya think
What do you want from me - The Room 00:12
What do you want from me
What did that man want from you - The Room 01:23
What did that man want from you
What are you - The Room 00:10
What are you
What are you  doing - The Room 00:11
What are you doing
What are these characters doing here - The Room 00:14
What are these characters doing here
What are you talking about - The Room 00:12
What are you talking about
Two's great - The Room 00:13
Two's great
Two is great - The Room 00:14
Two is great
This is my mom - The Room 00:32
This is my mom
This is a beautiful party - The Room 00:18
This is a beautiful party
There's nothing wrong with it - The Room 00:35
There's nothing wrong with it
Here you go - The Room 00:45
Here you go
That's the idea - The Room 00:10
That's the idea
That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three months - The Room 00:49
That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three...
She's beautiful - The Room 00:31
She's beautiful
She's a stupid bitch - The Room 00:37
She's a stupid bitch
The candles - The Room 00:21
The candles
Don't touch me - The Room 00:15
Don't touch me
People are people - The Room 00:20
People are people
Maybe you should have a girl - The Room 00:13
Maybe you should have a girl
Lisa looks hot tonight - The Room 00:12
Lisa looks hot tonight
Let's go eat - The Room 00:10
Let's go eat

Cast

Johnny - Tommy Wiseau
Claudette - Carolyn Minnott
Michelle - Robyn Paris
Chris-R - Dan Janjigian
Peter - Kyle Vogt
Steven - Greg Ellery
Party Member #1 - Piper Gore
Party Member #2 (as Kari McDermont) - Kari McDermott
Party Member #3 (as Jen Vanderbliek) - Jennifer Vanderbliek
Party Member #4 - Bennett Dunn
Susan - Padma Moyer
Barista #2 - Daron Jennings
Coffee Shop Customer #1 - Thomas E. Webster
Coffee Shop Customer #2 - Nora DeMarcky
Coffee Shop Customer #3 - Arelle Mitkowski
Coffee Shop Customer #4 - Frank Willey
Party Member #5 - Amy Von Brock