"The Room" quotes
Johnny is a successful banker with great respect for and dedication to the people in his life, especially his future wife Lisa. The happy-go-lucky guy sees his world being torn apart when his friends begin to betray him one-by-one.
Director: Tommy Wiseau
Writer: Tommy Wiseau
Production: Chloe Productions, Wiseau-Films, TPW Films
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 9/100
ImdbRating: 3.6
BoxOffice: $549,602
Released: 27 Jun 2003
Awards: 1 nomination
00:11 But three is a crowd
00:05 You are lying I never hit you
00:11 Stop it I'll kill you you bastard
00:16 How was work today Oh pretty good
00:36 I need you here with me
00:07 Denny do you have something else to do
00:07 I just wanted to hear your sexy voice
00:19 Hi Can I help you
00:15 Everything goes wrong at once
00:22 Gotta tell you about somethin'
00:18 Did you get your promotion Nah
00:14 You can come out now Johnny She's gone
00:05 I just saw you What are you talking about
00:15 You want five fuckin' minutes Denny
00:07 It's not over Everybody betrayed me I'm fed up...
00:05 I gotta go see Michelle in a little bit to make out with her
00:05 Don't touch me motherfucker Get out
00:07 I'm tired I'm wasted I love you darling
00:35 Hey Johnny What's goin' on man Hi Mike What's...
00:07 As far as I'm concerned you can drop off the earth...
00:07 You don't understand anything
00:35 How did you ever meet Lisa You never told us
00:07 If a lot of people loved each other
00:35 Denny And I don't have them anymore
00:33 How dare you talk to me like that
00:13 She's a stupid bitch
00:11 How can they say this about me
00:07 If you think I'm tired today wait till you see me...
00:16 That son of a bitch told me that I would get it within three...
00:05 What are you doin' this for
00:06 Anything for my princess
00:09 Are you okay Denny
00:05 I can come in like in the late afternoon Absolutely 8 00
00:26 I mean the candles
00:12 Well it's true All men are assholes
00:32 I've lost him but I still have you Right
00:11 Of course What do you think They already put my ideas into...
00:08 Hey everybody I have an announcement to make
00:06 Oh hey guys Oh hi Denny
00:08 Can I kiss you You are such a little brat
00:11 Did you uh know
00:05 Peter you always play psychologist with us
00:06 What are these characters doing here
00:05 Yeah That's the idea Yeah
00:10 I have a serious problem with Lisa
00:05 Your point of view is so different from mine
00:09 Wow So uh you gonna be ready
00:04 I don't wanna talk about it
00:06 Denny two's great but three is a crowd
00:05 Oh Johnny it's beautiful Thank you
00:05 People are people Sometimes they just can't see their...
00:17 Goddamn it man Fuck
00:35 Denny Are you okay
00:09 I just wanted to hear your sexy voice
00:05 Why Lisa Why Lisa Please talk to me
00:30 I have something for you What is it
00:04 Maybe you should have a girl Mark
00:08 What are you doing What's going on here
00:05 Oh You can bring someone if you want
00:04 What's going on here
00:05 Now you can't live on love
00:14 Why Why is this happening to me Why
00:05 Who are you calling a bitch
00:30 I'm fixing the apartment for Johnny's birthday but...
00:06 Lisa looks hot tonight What do you mean hot
00:34 Hey Denny
00:11 I can't wait till later I wanna talk right now
00:04 Hi Can I help you
00:04 Shit All right What do you want from me
00:04 Dude it's Underwear What's that
00:05 You guys prove my point You're both weird
00:16 You expect to be happy
00:04 What are you doing
00:04 All that shopping wore me out
00:12 Denny this is my mom Mom this is Denny
00:10 This is a beautiful party
00:07 Oh hi Claudette
00:07 I feel like I'm sitting on an atomic bomb waiting for...
00:23 When is the baby due
00:08 Let's go eat
00:11 Why Johnny
00:10 Thank you honey This is a beautiful party
00:08 Let's go home
00:24 Yeah Deliver it
00:18 God Why did you do this to me
00:30 When is the baby due
00:08 You're right The computer business is too competitive
00:10 Chicken Peter You're just a little chicken
00:08 If I were a burglar you would be my best friend
Cast
Johnny - Tommy Wiseau
Lisa - Juliette Danielle
Mark - Greg Sestero
Denny - Philip Haldiman
Claudette - Carolyn Minnott