No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny

[Johnny walks to the apartment rooftop] Johnny:
I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny:
I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark:
Oh, hey Johnny, what's up? Johnny:
I have a problem with Lisa. She says that I hit her. Mark:
What? Did you? Johnny:
[sits down]
No, it's not true. Don't even ask. What's new with you? Mark:
I'm just sitting up here thinking, you know. I got a question for you. Johnny:
Yeah? Mark:
You think girls like to cheat like guys do? Johnny:
What makes you say that? Mark:
[gets up]
I don't know. I don't know. I'm just... I'm just thinking. Johnny:
I don't have to worry about that because Lisa is loyal to me. Mark:
Yeah, man, you'll never know. People are very strange these days. I used to know a girl; she had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it... beat her up so bad she ended up at a hospital on Guerrero Street. Johnny:
Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark. [gets up] Mark:
Yeah, you can say that again. Johnny:
I'm so happy I have you as my best friend, and I love Lisa so much. Mark:
Yeah, man. Yeah, you are very lucky. Johnny:
Well, maybe you should have a girl, Mark. Mark:
[pauses, then walks forward]
Yeah. Yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe I have one already. I don't know yet. Johnny:
Well, what happened? Remember Betty? That's her name? Mark:
Betty? Yeah. Yeah, we don't see each other anymore. You know, she wasn't any good in bed. She was beautiful, but we had too many arguments. Johnny:
That's too bad. My Lisa's great whenever I get it. Mark:
[sits down]
Oh man, I just can't figure women out. Sometimes they're just too smart. Sometimes they're just flat-out stupid. Other times they're just evil. Johnny:
It seems to me that you're the expert, Mark. [sits down] Mark:
No. Definitely not an expert, Johnny