"The Royal Tenenbaums" quotes

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The eccentric members of a dysfunctional family reluctantly gather under the same roof for various reasons.

Director: Wes Anderson
Writer: Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $52,364,010
Released: 04 Jan 2002
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 11 wins & 46 nominations total

89 Clips

Hold it Chassie - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:21
Hold it Chassie
Were you part of this Pagoda - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:10
Were you part of this Pagoda
Go Mordecai - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:03
Go Mordecai
Please don't come in this room - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06
Please don't come in this room
Are we still friends - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:29
Are we still friends
How's Richie - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:22
How's Richie
I've got a pretty bad case of cancer - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:34
I've got a pretty bad case of cancer
Did you try to sew it back on - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07
Did you try to sew it back on
And I heard about Eli - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:24
And I heard about Eli
Look at that old - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07
Look at that old
Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:18
Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue
I didn't think so much of him at first - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07
I didn't think so much of him at first
We could shimmy up that gutter - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:11
We could shimmy up that gutter
You dropped some cigarettes - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:12
You dropped some cigarettes
Please don't get in the middle of this Mr Sherman - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:16
Please don't get in the middle of this Mr Sherman
Looks like you and Dad are back together again huh - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:35
Looks like you and Dad are back together again huh
Get out - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:05
Get out
Where's my shoe - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04
Where's my shoe
Read it back to me so far Pietro - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:13
Read it back to me so far Pietro
I just want to apologize for the other day - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08
I just want to apologize for the other day
Pagoda has something to say - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:35
Pagoda has something to say
So what do you think of this big old black buck - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:17
So what do you think of this big old black buck
What's going on - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:13
What's going on
You've made a cuckold of me - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:28
You've made a cuckold of me
Do you have an alternate - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:09
Do you have an alternate
I think he's very lonely - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:32
I think he's very lonely
I am very sorry Margo - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06
I am very sorry Margo
Who's your father - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:09
Who's your father
Four minutes 48 seconds - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06
Four minutes 48 seconds
Are you okay - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06
Are you okay
She was a tough old broad wasn't she - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:12
She was a tough old broad wasn't she
Royal this is Henry Sherman - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08
Royal this is Henry Sherman
You probably don't even know - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:21
You probably don't even know
Well you sued me - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:34
Well you sued me
Raleigh says you've been spending six hours a day - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19
Raleigh says you've been spending six hours a day
What are you talking about - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:15
What are you talking about
What'd you say - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:31
What'd you say
You're two timing him with that bloodsucker - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:23
You're two timing him with that bloodsucker
Margot Tenenbaum was adopted at age two - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:11
Margot Tenenbaum was adopted at age two
Hell of a damn grave - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08
Hell of a damn grave
Now your previous novel - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:35
Now your previous novel
First thing I want to do is - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:32
First thing I want to do is
Is it our fault - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:26
Is it our fault
Can we get somebody over here - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:16
Can we get somebody over here
Did you tell Margot - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:22
Did you tell Margot
I beg your pardon - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:36
I beg your pardon
Were you in prison - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:16
Were you in prison
You want to play some word games - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07
You want to play some word games
Why would a review make the point of saying - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:14
Why would a review make the point of saying
Got a minute - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:35
Got a minute
How long have you been a smoker - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:12
How long have you been a smoker
Dudley where is he - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04
Dudley where is he
I'm worried about you Richie - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:25
I'm worried about you Richie
Are you ever coming home - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19
Are you ever coming home
Among the few possessions he left to his heirs - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:28
Among the few possessions he left to his heirs
He's not your father - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08
He's not your father
That's the last time you put a knife in me hear me - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04
That's the last time you put a knife in me hear me
I have to tell you something - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:16
I have to tell you something
Chas has those boys cooped up - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:23
Chas has those boys cooped up
That cab has a dent in it - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04
That cab has a dent in it
You don't love me anymore do you - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08
You don't love me anymore do you
Margot Tenenbaum - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:31
Margot Tenenbaum
Everyone's against me - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:10
Everyone's against me
Did I hit the dog - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:18
Did I hit the dog
The crickets and the rust beetles scuttled - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:17
The crickets and the rust beetles scuttled
What'd you think Dad - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:35
What'd you think Dad
Of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:10
Of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums
Yes can the boy tell time - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07
Yes can the boy tell time
Come on let's shag ass - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06
Come on let's shag ass
Why'd you do it - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:20
Why'd you do it
Dudley suffers from a rare disorder - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:18
Dudley suffers from a rare disorder
Do you send my mother your clippings - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:31
Do you send my mother your clippings
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum you know - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:14
I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum you know
I've always been considered an asshole - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19
I've always been considered an asshole
Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:09
Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:05
I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
That's 72 unforced errors - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:17
That's 72 unforced errors
I wish you'd done this for me when I was a kid - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:13
I wish you'd done this for me when I was a kid
You know Richie this illness this closeness to death - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19
You know Richie this illness this closeness to death
I've had a rough year Dad - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06
I've had a rough year Dad
I think we're just going to have to be - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07
I think we're just going to have to be
I'm not in love with you anymore - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:30
I'm not in love with you anymore
Look I know I'm going to be the bad guy on this one - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:17
Look I know I'm going to be the bad guy on this one
No call me Mr Tenenbaum - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:35
No call me Mr Tenenbaum
He saved my life you know - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:23
He saved my life you know
I'm very sorry for your loss - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06
I'm very sorry for your loss
She smokes - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04
She smokes
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple burgers - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07
Anybody interested in grabbing a couple burgers
Why'd you try to kill yourself - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:29
Why'd you try to kill yourself

Cast

Royal Tenenbaum - Gene Hackman
Etheline Tenenbaum - Anjelica Huston
Chas Tenenbaum - Ben Stiller
Margot Tenenbaum - Gwyneth Paltrow
Richie Tenenbaum - Luke Wilson
Eli Cash - Owen Wilson
Raleigh St. Clair - Bill Murray
Henry Sherman - Danny Glover
Pagoda - Kumar Pallana
Narrator - Alec Baldwin
Ari Tenenbaum - Grant Rosenmeyer
Uzi Tenenbaum - Jonah Meyerson
Young Chas Tenenbaum - Aram Aslanian-Persico
Young Margot Tenenbaum - Irina Gorovaia
Young Richie Tenenbaum - Amedeo Turturro
Dudley Heinsbergen - Stephen Lea Sheppard
Young Eli Cash - James Fitzgerald
Peter Bradley - Larry Pine
Detective - Don McKinnon
Hotel Manager - Frank Wood
Walter Sherman - Al Thompson
Rachael Tenenbaum - Jennifer Wachtell
Hotel Clerk - Donal Lardner Ward
Farmer Father - Andrew Wilson
Doctor - Dipak Pallana
Sanjay Gandhi - Sanjay Mathew
Chas' Secretary - Mary Wigmore
Sing-Sang - Sonam Wangmo
Facialist - Gita Gabriel
Neville Smythe-Dorleac - Pawel Wdowczak
Yasuo Oshima - Peter Leung
Franklin Benedict - William Sturgis
Reporter in Blue Cardigan - Liam Craig
Eli's Aunt - Sheelagh Tellerday
Cote d'Ivoire Attendant - Max Faugno
Cote d'Ivoire Radio Operator - Guido Venitucci
Frederick - Bellboy - Ebon Moss-Bachrach
Elderly 'Baumer' Fan #1 - Brian Smiar
Elderly 'Baumer' Fan #2 - Jan Austell
Cemetery Maintenance Man - Rony Clanton
Anwar - Salim Malik
Judge - Tom Lacy
Royal's Lawyer - Keith Charles
Gypsy Cab Driver - Greg Goossen
Sanchez - Vic Mata
Irish Longshoreman - Michael J. Conti
Parisian Girl - Tatiana Abbey
New Guinea Tribesman - Kalani Queypo
Punk Rocker - Mel Cannon
Eli's Egyptian Friend - Leo Manuelian
Eli's Egyptian Friend - Amir Raissi
Eli's Egyptian Friend - Roger Shamas
Father Petersen - Philip Denning
Police Officer - Gary Evans
Mr. Levinson - Rex Robbins
Elaine Levinson - Nova Landaeus-Skinnar
Paramedic - Sam Hoffman
Paramedic - Brian Tenenbaum
Paramedic - Stephen Dignan
Medical Student - Eric Chase Anderson
Tennis Match Commentator #1 - Wes Anderson
Tennis Ball Boy - Tomm Bauer
Paramedic - Andrea Bianchi
Grocery Clerk - Ray Castellanos
Number 1 Fan - Sarah Chaney
Tennis Socialite - Blaze Kelly Coyle
Tennis Fan - Michael Cuomo
Tennis Tournament Director - Ben Dasaro
Archeology Student - Dimitri DeFresco
Secratary - Sherrie Fell
Tennis Fan - Ren Hsieh
Upscale Theatre Attendee (Audience Member) - Vivian Kalinov
Tennis Fan - Spencer Kayden
Tennis Fan - Daniel Koenig
Tennis Fan - Elizabeth Logan
Archeologist - Seth Michael May
Patron - Lian Moy
Archaeologist - Kevin Kean Murphy
Jamaican Band Member - Macc Plaise
Doctor - Ronald Rand
Desmond - Alem Brhan Sapp
Polynesian Chief - Kaipo Schwab
Tennis Fan - Atilla Salih Yücer
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