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"The Royal Tenenbaums" quotes

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The eccentric members of a dysfunctional family reluctantly gather under the same roof for various reasons.

Director: Wes Anderson
Writer: Wes Anderson, Owen Wilson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 76/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $52,364,010
Released: 04 Jan 2002
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 11 wins & 46 nominations total
Were you part of this Pagoda - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:10 Were you part of this Pagoda Go Mordecai - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:03 Go Mordecai Please don't come in this room - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06 Please don't come in this room Are we still friends - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:29 Are we still friends How's Richie - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:22 How's Richie I've got a pretty bad case of cancer - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:34 I've got a pretty bad case of cancer Did you try to sew it back on - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07 Did you try to sew it back on And I heard about Eli - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:24 And I heard about Eli Looks like you and Dad are back together again huh - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:35 Looks like you and Dad are back together again huh Get out - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:05 Get out Where's my shoe - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04 Where's my shoe Read it back to me so far Pietro - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:34 Read it back to me so far Pietro Look at that old - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07 Look at that old I just want to apologize for the other day - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08 I just want to apologize for the other day Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:37 Royal Tenenbaum bought the house on Archer Avenue I didn't think so much of him at first - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07 I didn't think so much of him at first We could shimmy up that gutter - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:11 We could shimmy up that gutter You dropped some cigarettes - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:12 You dropped some cigarettes Please don't get in the middle of this Mr Sherman - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:16 Please don't get in the middle of this Mr Sherman Are you okay - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06 Are you okay Pagoda has something to say - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:42 Pagoda has something to say So what do you think of this big old black buck - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:17 So what do you think of this big old black buck What's going on - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:13 What's going on You've made a cuckold of me - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:28 You've made a cuckold of me Do you have an alternate - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:09 Do you have an alternate I think he's very lonely - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:32 I think he's very lonely I am very sorry Margo - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06 I am very sorry Margo Who's your father - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:09 Who's your father Four minutes 48 seconds - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06 Four minutes 48 seconds She was a tough old broad wasn't she - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:12 She was a tough old broad wasn't she Royal this is Henry Sherman - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08 Royal this is Henry Sherman You probably don't even know - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:21 You probably don't even know Well you sued me - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:43 Well you sued me Raleigh says you've been spending six hours a day - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19 Raleigh says you've been spending six hours a day What are you talking about - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:15 What are you talking about What'd you say - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:31 What'd you say You're two timing him with that bloodsucker - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:23 You're two timing him with that bloodsucker Margot Tenenbaum was adopted at age two - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:11 Margot Tenenbaum was adopted at age two Hell of a damn grave - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08 Hell of a damn grave Now your previous novel - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:47 Now your previous novel First thing I want to do is - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:32 First thing I want to do is Is it our fault - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:41 Is it our fault Can we get somebody over here - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:16 Can we get somebody over here Did you tell Margot - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:22 Did you tell Margot I beg your pardon - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:41 I beg your pardon Were you in prison - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:16 Were you in prison You want to play some word games - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07 You want to play some word games Why would a review make the point of saying - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:14 Why would a review make the point of saying Got a minute - The Royal Tenenbaums 01:09 Got a minute Dudley where is he - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04 Dudley where is he I'm worried about you Richie - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:25 I'm worried about you Richie How long have you been a smoker - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:12 How long have you been a smoker Are you ever coming home - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19 Are you ever coming home Among the few possessions he left to his heirs - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:28 Among the few possessions he left to his heirs He's not your father - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08 He's not your father That's the last time you put a knife in me hear me - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04 That's the last time you put a knife in me hear me I have to tell you something - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:16 I have to tell you something Chas has those boys cooped up - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:23 Chas has those boys cooped up That cab has a dent in it - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:04 That cab has a dent in it You don't love me anymore do you - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:08 You don't love me anymore do you Margot Tenenbaum - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:31 Margot Tenenbaum Everyone's against me - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:10 Everyone's against me Did I hit the dog - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:18 Did I hit the dog Of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:25 Of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums What'd you think Dad - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:24 What'd you think Dad Dudley suffers from a rare disorder - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:18 Dudley suffers from a rare disorder Yes can the boy tell time - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07 Yes can the boy tell time Why'd you do it - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:20 Why'd you do it Do you send my mother your clippings - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:31 Do you send my mother your clippings Come on let's shag ass - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06 Come on let's shag ass I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum you know - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:14 I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum you know I've always been considered an asshole - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19 I've always been considered an asshole Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:22 Well everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn I wish you'd done this for me when I was a kid - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:13 I wish you'd done this for me when I was a kid That's 72 unforced errors - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:17 That's 72 unforced errors I'm going to kill myself tomorrow - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:05 I'm going to kill myself tomorrow I think we're just going to have to be - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:07 I think we're just going to have to be I've had a rough year Dad - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:06 I've had a rough year Dad You know Richie this illness this closeness to death - The Royal Tenenbaums 00:19 You know Richie this illness this closeness to death

Cast

Royal Tenenbaum - Gene Hackman
Etheline Tenenbaum - Anjelica Huston
Chas Tenenbaum - Ben Stiller
Margot Tenenbaum - Gwyneth Paltrow
Richie Tenenbaum - Luke Wilson