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He has a cancer

The Royal Tenenbaums

He has a cancer. No, he doesn't. I know what stomach cancer looks like.I've seen it. And...

The Royal Tenenbaums • 2001

He has a cancer. No, he doesn't. I know what stomach cancer looks like.I've seen it. And you don't eat three cheeseburgersa day with french fries if you got it. The pain is excruciating. How would you know? My wife had it. Not only is there noDr. McClure at Colby General, there is no Colby General. It closed in 1974. Aw, shit, man. Oh, shit, man

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He has a cancer

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No he doesn't

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I know what stomach cancer looks like I've seen it

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And you don't eat three cheeseburgers a day with french fries if you got it

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The pain is excruciating

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How would you know

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My wife had it

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Not only is there no Dr McClure at Colby General

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there is no Colby General

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It closed in 1974

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Aw shit man

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Oh shit man

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إنه مصاب بالسرطان لا هو ليس كذلك

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أعرف كيف يكون سرطان المعدة لقد شاهدته من قبل

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و إذا كنت مصابا به فإنك لا تأكل ثلاث سندويتشات برجر مع البطاطا المقلية في اليوم الواحد لأن الألم يعتصرك حينها

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كيف تعرف ذلك زوجتي كانت مصابة به

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هذا ليس كل شيء بل أنه لايوجد طبيب يدعى مكلور في كوبي جنرال لأن كوبي جنرال ليس موجود أصلا

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لقد أغلق في عام 1974

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اللعنة يارجل اللعنة يارجل

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Il a le cancer

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Non il ne l'a pas

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Je sais à quoi ressemble un cancer de l'estomac

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J'en ai été témoin

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Et vous ne prenez pas

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3 cheeseburgers par jour avec frites si vous l'avez

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La douleur est insupportable

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Qu'en savez vous

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Ma femme en était atteinte

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Non seulement il n'existe pas de Dr McClure au CHU de Colby

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il n'y a pas non plus de CHU de Colby

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Il a fermé ses portes en 1974

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Oh merde alors

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Oh merde alors

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Er hat Krebs

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Nein hat er nicht

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Ich weiß was Magenkrebs ist Ich habe es gesehen

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Niemand isst

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dann 3 Cheeseburgers mit Pommes pro Tag

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Die Schmerzen sind höllisch

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Woher wissen Sie das

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Meine Frau starb daran

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Es gibt nicht nur keinen Dr McClure im Colby General

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Es gibt auch kein Colby General

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Es wurde 1974 geschlossen

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彼は癌なんだ

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いや彼は癌じゃない

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私は胃癌がどういうものか知ってるんだ

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俺は経験してるんだ

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本当に胃癌なら

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一日にフライドポテトとチーズバーガーを３つも食べられないはずだ

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激痛もあるんだ

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どうしてそれを知ってるんだ

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私の妻がそうだったんだ

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それにコルビー大学のマクルーア医師ってのも嘘だ

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コルビー大学なんてないんだ

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１９７４年に閉鎖してる

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黙れこの野郎が

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糞野郎が

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У него рак

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У него нет рака

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Я знаю как выглядит рак желудка

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Я это видел

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И ты не ешь по три чизбургера в день и картошку фри

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Боль мучительна Откуда ты знаешь

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У моей жены был рак

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И нет не только доктора МакКлура в Колби Дженерал

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нет и Колби Дженерал

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Она закрылась в 1974

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О чёрт

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О чёрт

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Tiene cáncer

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No no tiene

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Yo sé cómo es un cáncer de estómago Lo he visto

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No te comes

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tres hamburguesas con queso al día con papas fritas

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El dolor es insoportable Cómo lo sabes

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Mi mujer lo tuvo

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Y no hay ningún Dr McClure en el Colby General

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No hay ningún Colby General Cerró en 1974

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Mierda

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Mierda

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01:01:16

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Mar 07, 2026

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Movie Summary

The eccentric members of a dysfunctional family reluctantly gather under the same roof for various reasons.

Actors

Henry Sherman

Pagoda

Etheline Tenenbaum

Anjelica Huston