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"The Rum Diary" quotes

The Rum Diary poster
American journalist Paul Kemp takes on a freelance job in Puerto Rico for a local newspaper during the 1960s and struggles to find a balance between island culture and the expatriates who live there.

Director: Bruce Robinson
Writer: Bruce Robinson, Hunter S. Thompson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 56/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: $13,109,815
Released: 28 Oct 2011
Awards: 2 wins & 4 nominations

36 video clips

SalaPaul KempKempMr. ZimburgerMoburgMobergLottermanChenaultSanderson
You know what Oscar Wilde said - The Rum Diary 00:19 You know what Oscar Wilde said That claim a God - The Rum Diary 00:41 That claim a God Do not confuse love with lust - The Rum Diary 00:16 Do not confuse love with lust There is no such thing as a liberal - The Rum Diary 00:08 There is no such thing as a liberal Thought you said you had a TV - The Rum Diary 00:14 Thought you said you had a TV Well maybe I can interest you gentlemen in something else - The Rum Diary 00:35 Well maybe I can interest you gentlemen in something else I tend to avoid alcohol - The Rum Diary 00:05 I tend to avoid alcohol This country was built on genocide and slavery - The Rum Diary 00:16 This country was built on genocide and slavery Why did she have to happen - The Rum Diary 00:14 Why did she have to happen What do you know about horoscopes - The Rum Diary 00:44 What do you know about horoscopes How does anybody drink 161 miniatures - The Rum Diary 00:09 How does anybody drink 161 miniatures Your tongue is like an accusatory giblet - The Rum Diary 00:05 Your tongue is like an accusatory giblet So many hotels you can't see the sea - The Rum Diary 00:15 So many hotels you can't see the sea Wait a minute What's your name - The Rum Diary 00:13 Wait a minute What's your name Beasts of obesity - The Rum Diary 00:14 Beasts of obesity The only upside with Nixon is he ain't gonna win - The Rum Diary 00:18 The only upside with Nixon is he ain't gonna win You can't fire me - The Rum Diary 00:17 You can't fire me Ls it clap - The Rum Diary 00:10 Ls it clap How much do you drink - The Rum Diary 00:09 How much do you drink Two of the best scoops you ever had came out of my brain - The Rum Diary 00:20 Two of the best scoops you ever had came out of my brain The average guy don't rock the boat - The Rum Diary 00:21 The average guy don't rock the boat You're high you fool - The Rum Diary 00:09 You're high you fool Where you going - The Rum Diary 00:14 Where you going You're paying to be in the dream - The Rum Diary 00:14 You're paying to be in the dream Why don't you shut it Moburg - The Rum Diary 00:15 Why don't you shut it Moburg Say you're not artistic are you Kemp - The Rum Diary 00:14 Say you're not artistic are you Kemp You smell it - The Rum Diary 00:17 You smell it I thought maybe you were a mermaid - The Rum Diary 00:09 I thought maybe you were a mermaid I got a tongue like - The Rum Diary 00:13 I got a tongue like Practically every major corporation hides its cash offshore - The Rum Diary 00:16 Practically every major corporation hides its cash offshore You know what I think - The Rum Diary 00:24 You know what I think Ls that what you're calling me - The Rum Diary 00:04 Ls that what you're calling me But Sanderson's worth cultivation - The Rum Diary 00:14 But Sanderson's worth cultivation Did you take Sala to the island - The Rum Diary 00:05 Did you take Sala to the island I don't know how to write like me - The Rum Diary 00:05 I don't know how to write like me And nail this bastard to his own front door - The Rum Diary 00:06 And nail this bastard to his own front door

Cast

Kemp - Johnny Depp
Sanderson - Aaron Eckhart
Sala - Michael Rispoli
Chenault - Amber Heard
Lotterman - Richard Jenkins
All Cast