Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today!
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Mariana:
Don't pee in the water. Beck:
Why? Mariana:
A candiru, a vicious parasite will Swim up the urine into your pau. Beck:
Swim up my what? Mariana:
Your pinto. It'll Swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out. Beck:
[Stammers]
Well, then what? Mariana:
They have to amputate. Beck:
[pulls his pants back up]
Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today!
Don't pee in the water. Beck:
Why? Mariana:
A candiru, a vicious parasite will Swim up the urine into your pau. Beck:
Swim up my what? Mariana:
Your pinto. It'll Swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out. Beck:
[Stammers]
Well, then what? Mariana:
They have to amputate. Beck:
[pulls his pants back up]
Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today!
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Movie Summary
A tough aspiring chef is hired to bring home a mobster's son from the Amazon but becomes involved in the fight against an oppressive town operator and the search for a legendary treasure.
Actors
Mariana
Beck
