Don't pee in the water. Why? A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into...
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Mariana:
Don't pee in the water.
Beck:
Why?
Mariana:
A candiru, a vicious parasite will swim up the urine into your pau.
Beck:
Swim up my what?
Mariana:
Your pinto. It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once it gets in, you can't get it out.
Beck:
[Stammers]
Well, then what?
Mariana:
They have to amputate.
Beck:
[pulls his pants back up]
Not this boy's pinto. Uh-uh, not today!
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- Don't pee in the water.
- Why?
A candiru, a vicious parasite,
will swim up the urine into your pau.
Come on, big boy! It feels good!
- Swim up my what?
- Your pinto.
It'll swim up your ding-dong. And once
it gets in, you can't get it out.
Come on!
Wait.
Well, then what?
They have to amputate.
Not this boy's pinto, Not today.
Clip duration: 49 seconds
Views: 1071
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 29 January, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: A tough aspiring chef is hired to bring home a mobster's son from the Amazon but becomes involved in the fight against an oppressive town operator and the search for a legendary treasure.
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00:22 You give me the ring
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00:13 Someplace that's got bartenders
00:36 He relieved her of her artifact
00:45 I'm looking for a man
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