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What's up, America?

The Running Man

Defenseless puppies.I could have eaten twenty. Then I did yoga.I blew up a courthouse. I...

The Running Man • 2025

What's up, America? I was about to tell youthe Networkfakes these self-tapes, but if I did, they'd justfake this one, too. So... I'm just gonna read yousomething instead. "Dear Diary:I woke up with the blahs today. My regular gigof killing heroic Goons was feeling... too routine. Time for a 'me' day. So I atemy favorite breakfast in bed: Defenseless puppies.I could have eaten twenty. Then I did yoga.I blew up a courthouse. I know, creature of habit. But tonight... I am gonna make love...to an illegal... immigrant... sheep." You know how a sheeptells you it's horny?

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What's up America

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I was about to tell you the Network fakes these self tapes

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but if I did they'd just fake this one too

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So

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I'm just gonna read you something instead

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Dear Diary I woke up with the blahs today

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My regular gig of killing heroic Goons

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was feeling too routine

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Time for a 'me' day

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So I ate my favorite breakfast in bed

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Defenseless puppies I could have eaten twenty

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Then I did yoga I blew up a courthouse

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I know creature of habit

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But tonight

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I am gonna make love to an illegal

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immigrant sheep

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You know how a sheep tells you it's horny

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ما الأمر يا أمريكا

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كنت على وشك إخبارك الشبكة يزيف هذه الأشرطة الذاتية

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ولكن إذا فعلت ذلك فسوف يقومون بتزييف هذا أيض ا

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لذا

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سأقرأ لك شيئ ا بدل ا من ذلك

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مذكراتي العزيزة استيقظت مع بلاه اليوم

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عملي المعتاد هو قتل الحمقى الأبطال

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كان الشعور روتيني ا جد ا

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حان الوقت ليوم أنا

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لذلك تناولت فطوري المفضل في السرير

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الجراء العزل كان بإمكاني أن آكل عشرين

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ثم فعلت اليوغا لقد فجرت قاعة المحكمة

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أعرف مخلوق العادة

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لكن الليلة

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سأمارس الحب إلى غير شرعي

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مهاجر خروف

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هل تعرف كيف يخبرك الخروف بأنه مثار جنسيا

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怎么了美国

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我正想告诉你网络伪造这些自录带

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但如果我这样做了他们也会伪造这个

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所以

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我只是要给你读点东西

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亲爱的日记今天我是在吵闹声中醒来的

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我定期杀死英勇的暴徒

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感觉太例行公事了

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是时候度过我的一天了

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于是我在床上吃了我最喜欢的早餐

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毫无防御能力的小狗我本来可以吃二十个

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然后我做了瑜伽我炸毁了一座法院

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我知道习惯的产物

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但今晚

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我要做爱对非法

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移民羊

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你知道羊是如何告诉你它性欲旺盛的吗

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Hoe gaat het Amerika

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Ik wilde het je net vertellen het netwerk vervalst

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deze zelfopnamen maar als ik dat deed zouden ze deze ook vervalsen

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Dus

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Ik ga je gewoon iets voorlezen

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Lief dagboek Ik werd vandaag wakker met blabla

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Mijn reguliere optreden waarbij ik heldhaftige

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Goons vermoordde voelde te routinematig aan

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Tijd voor een ik dagje

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Dus at ik mijn favoriete ontbijt op bed

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Weerloze puppy's Ik had er twintig kunnen eten

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Daarna deed ik yoga Ik heb een gerechtsgebouw opgeblazen

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Ik weet het gewoontedier

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Maar vanavond

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Ik ga de liefde bedrijven naar een illegale

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immigrant schapen

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Weet je hoe een schaap je vertelt dat hij geil is

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Quoi de neuf l'Amérique

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J'étais sur le point de te le dire le réseau simule ces

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auto enregistrements mais si je le faisais ils simuleraient également celle ci

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Alors

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Je vais juste te lire quelque chose à la place

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Cher journal Je me suis réveillé avec des ennuis aujourd'hui

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Mon travail habituel consistant à tuer des

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héroïques Goons me semblait trop routinier

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C'est l'heure d'une journée pour moi

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J'ai donc mangé mon petit déjeuner préféré au lit

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des chiots sans défense J'aurais pu en manger vingt

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Ensuite j'ai fait du yoga J'ai fait sauter un palais de justice

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Je sais créature d'habitude

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Mais ce soir

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Je vais faire l'amour à un illégal

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immigrant mouton

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Vous savez comment un mouton vous dit qu'il est excité

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Was ist los Amerika

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Ich wollte es dir gerade sagen das Netzwerk fälscht diese Selbstaufnahmen

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aber wenn ich es täte würden sie auch dieses nur fälschen

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Also

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Ich werde dir stattdessen einfach etwas vorlesen

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Liebes Tagebuch Ich bin heute mit dem Blabla aufgewacht

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Mein regelmäßiger Auftritt bei dem ich heldenhafte

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Idioten tötete fühlte sich zu routinemäßig an

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Zeit für einen Ich Tag

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Also habe ich mein Lieblingsfrühstück im Bett

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gegessen Wehrlose Welpen Ich hätte zwanzig essen können

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Dann habe ich Yoga gemacht Ich habe ein Gerichtsgebäude in die Luft gesprengt

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Ich weiß Gewohnheitstier

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Aber heute Abend

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Ich werde Liebe machen zu einem illegalen

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Einwanderer Schafe

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Weißt du wie dir ein Schaf sagt dass es geil ist

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HIDUP RICHARDS

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Halo Amerika

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an1 HARI KE 7

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Aku memberitahu kalian bahwa Network memalsukan rekaman ini

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tapi kalau aku lakukan mereka akan memalsukan yang ini juga

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Jadi

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Aku membaca sesuatu saja

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Dear Diary Hari ini aku bangun dengan malas

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Pekerjaanku membunuh preman yang katanya heroik

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terasa sering

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Saatnya merawat diri

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Jadi aku makan sarapan favoritku di tempat tidur

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anak anak anjing tak berdaya Aku bisa makan dua puluh

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Lalu aku yoga Aku meledakkan gedung pengadilan

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Aku tahu kebiasaan lama

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Tapi malam ini

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aku akan bercinta dengan seekor

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domba imigran ilegal

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Kalian tahu domba kalau sedang birahi

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Che succede America

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Stavo per dirtelo la rete falsa queste registrazioni

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ma se lo facessi farebbero finta anche questa

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Quindi

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Invece ti leggerò qualcosa

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Caro diario Mi sono svegliato con i bla oggi

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Il mio consueto compito di uccidere gli

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eroici scagnozzi mi sembrava troppo di routine

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È ora di trascorrere una giornata per me

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Così ho fatto la mia colazione preferita a letto

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Cuccioli indifesi Ne avrei potuti mangiare venti

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Poi ho fatto yoga Ho fatto saltare in aria un tribunale

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Lo so creatura abitudinaria

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Ma stasera

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Farò l'amore ad un illegale

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immigrati pecore

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Sai come una pecora ti dice che è arrapata

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Co się dzieje Ameryko

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Miałem ci powiedzieć sieć podrabia te własne nagrania

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ale gdybym to zrobił to też by sfałszowali

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Więc

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Zamiast tego po prostu ci coś przeczytam

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Drogi pamiętniku Obudziłem się dzisiaj z blah

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Moje regularne zabijanie bohaterskich

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Zbirów wydawało mi się zbyt rutynowe

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Czas na dzień dla mnie

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Zjadłem więc w łóżku moje ulubione śniadanie

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Bezbronne szczenięta Mógłbym zjeść dwadzieścia

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Potem ćwiczyłem jogę Wysadziłem gmach sądu

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Wiem stworzenie z przyzwyczajenia

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Ale dziś wieczorem

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Będę się kochać do nielegalnego

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imigrant owca

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Pamiętasz jak owca mówi ci że jest napalona

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E aí América

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Eu estava prestes a te contar a rede falsifica essas fitas

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próprias mas se eu fizesse eles também falsificariam essa

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Então

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Em vez disso vou ler algo para você

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Querido diário Acordei com blá hoje

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Meu trabalho regular de matar capangas

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heróicos estava parecendo muito rotineiro

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É hora de um dia 'eu'

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Então tomei meu café da manhã favorito na cama

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cachorrinhos indefesos Eu poderia ter comido vinte

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Depois fiz ioga Explodi um tribunal

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Eu sei criatura de hábitos

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Mas esta noite

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vou fazer amor para um ilegal

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imigrante ovelha

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Você sabe como uma ovelha diz que está com tesão

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Как дела Америка

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Я собирался вам сказать Сеть подделывает эти автозаписи

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но если бы я это сделал они бы просто подделали и это

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Итак

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Вместо этого я просто прочитаю тебе кое что

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Дорогой дневник Сегодня я проснулся с бла

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Моя обычная работа по убийству героических

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головорезов казалась слишком рутинной

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Время для дня я

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Поэтому я съел свой любимый завтрак в постели

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Беззащитные щенки Я мог бы съесть двадцать

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Потом я занимался йогой Я взорвал здание суда

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Я знаю существо привычки

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Но сегодня вечером

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Я займусь любовью к нелегалу

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иммигрант овца

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Знаешь как овца говорит тебе что она возбуждена

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Qué pasa América

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Estaba a punto de decírtelo la Red falsifica

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estas cintas pero si lo hiciera también falsificarían esta

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Entonces

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En su lugar te leeré algo

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Querido diario Me desperté con los blas hoy

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Mi trabajo habitual de matar matones

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heroicos se sentía demasiado rutinario

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Es hora de un día para yo

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Así que comí mi desayuno favorito en la cama

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Cachorros indefensos Podría haberme comido veinte

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Luego hice yoga Hice estallar un juzgado

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Lo sé criatura de hábitos

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Pero esta noche

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voy a hacer el amor a un ilegal

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inmigrante oveja

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Sabes cómo una oveja te dice que está cachonda

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Hur är det Amerika

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Jag tänkte berätta det för dig nätverket förfalskar

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dessa självband men om jag gjorde det skulle de bara fejka den här också

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Så

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Jag ska bara läsa något för dig istället

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Kära dagbok Jag vaknade med blah idag

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Min vanliga spelning med att döda

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heroiska Goons kändes för rutin

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Dags för en jag dag

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Så jag åt min favoritfrukost på sängen

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Försvarslösa valpar Jag kunde ha ätit tjugo

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Sen yogade jag Jag sprängde en domstolsbyggnad

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Jag vet vanedjur

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Men ikväll

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Jag ska älska till en olaglig

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invandrare får

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Vet du hur ett får säger till dig att det är kåt

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Duration

47 seconds

Views

46

Timestamp in Movie

01:08:57

Uploaded

Feb 04, 2026

Genres

action, adventure, sci-fi

Production

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Movie Summary

A man joins a game show in which contestants, allowed to flee anywhere in the world, are pursued by "hunters" hired to kill them.