Play ball! Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch....
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Ham Porter:
Play ball! Hurry up, batter. This better be a short game, I gotta get home for lunch.
[Pitcher pitches and the batter fails to even swing]
Ham Porter:
Haha, that's one.
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter:
[to the batter]
You know, if my dog was as ugly as you. I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards.
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter:
Here it comes, it's coming, I tell ya. *Strike three*
[Porter puts the batter off, he swings and misses]
Ham Porter:
*You're out!"
[cuts to new pitch]
Ham Porter:
Is that your sister out there in left field, naked? She's naked?
Phillips:
[swings and misses again]
Shut up, Porter!
Ham Porter:
Hey, hey, hey, I'm just trying to have a little friendly conversation, come on.
[two seconds later]
Ham Porter:
Think she'll go out with me?
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.836
Play ball
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Hurry up batter
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It's gonna be a short game and I gotta get home for lunch
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That's one
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You know if I had a dog as ugly as you
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I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards
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The heater
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Here it comes I dare you
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Strike three You're out
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Hey is that your sister out there in left field naked
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She's naked Shut up Porter
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Hey hey hey
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I'm just trying to have a little friendly conversation
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Come on You think she'd go out with me
Clip duration: 54 seconds
Views: 144
Timestamp in movie: 00h 46m 51s
Uploaded: 21 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama, family
Summary: In the summer of 1962, a new kid in town is taken under the wing of a young baseball prodigy and his rowdy team, resulting in many adventures.
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