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"The Santa Clause" quotes

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When a man inadvertently makes Santa fall off of his roof on Christmas Eve, he finds himself magically recruited to take his place.

Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Leo Benvenuti, Steve Rudnick
Production: N/A
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $145,539,357
Released: 11 Nov 1994
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations
You're supposed to drink the milk - The Santa Clause 00:20 You're supposed to drink the milk You're fatter this year - The Santa Clause 00:36 You're fatter this year You'll know What if I don't wanna do this - The Santa Clause 00:42 You'll know What if I don't wanna do this You know I must say you look pretty good for your age - The Santa Clause 00:10 You know I must say you look pretty good for your age You have got to be kidding - The Santa Clause 00:04 You have got to be kidding Wow. - The Santa Clause 00:05 Wow. Where is he - The Santa Clause 00:11 Where is he What's all this boo hooing going on here Hey how ya doing - The Santa Clause 00:24 What's all this boo hooing going on here Hey how ya... What? - The Santa Clause 00:09 What? What is it Charlie - The Santa Clause 00:18 What is it Charlie What about the reindeer - The Santa Clause 00:21 What about the reindeer We've got a problem. Santa was
at the Millers, but he's not responding. - The Santa Clause 00:24 We've got a problem. Santa was at the Millers, but he&#... We're your worst nightmare - The Santa Clause 00:07 We're your worst nightmare We're looking for Santa Claus. - The Santa Clause 00:26 We're looking for Santa Claus. Well isn't that a pretty picture - The Santa Clause 00:13 Well isn't that a pretty picture - Watch your head.
- Santa? Are you all right? - The Santa Clause 00:10 - Watch your head. - Santa? Are you all right? Tinsel Not just for decoration - The Santa Clause 00:04 Tinsel Not just for decoration This is nice. - The Santa Clause 00:32 This is nice. These are Santa's reindeer aren't they - The Santa Clause 00:20 These are Santa's reindeer aren't they The Night Before Christmas folks Come on - The Santa Clause 00:05 The Night Before Christmas folks Come on Thank you, Charlie. Thank you. - The Santa Clause 00:19 Thank you, Charlie. Thank you. (SNIFFS) - The Santa Clause 00:11 (SNIFFS) (SIGHS) - The Santa Clause 00:20 (SIGHS) (SHUSHING) - The Santa Clause 00:15 (SHUSHING) Seeing isn't believing believing is seeing - The Santa Clause 00:05 Seeing isn't believing believing is seeing (SCREAMING) - The Santa Clause 00:07 (SCREAMING) SCOTT Yeah and you should see him walk on water - The Santa Clause 00:28 SCOTT Yeah and you should see him walk on water Santa Scott Calvin - The Santa Clause 00:20 Santa Scott Calvin PUNCH PUPPET:
Look, Judy. Look over there. - The Santa Clause 00:18 PUNCH PUPPET: Look, Judy. Look over there. Oh this thing You never know where it's been - The Santa Clause 00:17 Oh this thing You never know where it's been Not too hot extra chocolate shaken not stirred - The Santa Clause 00:07 Not too hot extra chocolate shaken not stirred Not necessarily Could be rude or sarcastic Whatever it takes - The Santa Clause 00:06 Not necessarily Could be rude or sarcastic Whatever it takes Nice teeth - The Santa Clause 00:03 Nice teeth Nice sweater - The Santa Clause 00:06 Nice sweater NEAL: Honey, I'm sure Charlie's fine. - The Santa Clause 00:05 NEAL: Honey, I'm sure Charlie's fine. Name Sinterklaas - The Santa Clause 00:18 Name Sinterklaas Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night - The Santa Clause 00:09 Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night Look I am not Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 00:37 Look I am not Santa Claus Look at my hair It's turning gray - The Santa Clause 00:13 Look at my hair It's turning gray (LAUGHING) - The Santa Clause 00:25 (LAUGHING) - Judy.
- Santa. - The Santa Clause 00:32 - Judy. - Santa. It's okay I'm used to it I lived through the '60s - The Santa Clause 00:05 It's okay I'm used to it I lived through the... It's a new fabric.
Completely flame retardant. - The Santa Clause 00:29 It's a new fabric. Completely flame retardant. It is Santa You killed him - The Santa Clause 00:11 It is Santa You killed him It was a dream Come on - The Santa Clause 00:17 It was a dream Come on I'm sorry Charlie - The Santa Clause 00:18 I'm sorry Charlie I'm in big trouble Mmm hmm - The Santa Clause 00:04 I'm in big trouble Mmm hmm I'm in big trouble. Mmm-hmm. - The Santa Clause 00:22 I'm in big trouble. Mmm-hmm. I'll ship the list to your house - The Santa Clause 00:19 I'll ship the list to your house If something should happen to me put on my suit - The Santa Clause 00:07 If something should happen to me put on my suit I hope So did I miss anything - The Santa Clause 00:45 I hope So did I miss anything I don't know what's happening to you - The Santa Clause 00:07 I don't know what's happening to you I don't know what's happening to you. - The Santa Clause 00:27 I don't know what's happening to you. I don't know what came over me - The Santa Clause 01:28 I don't know what came over me Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! - The Santa Clause 00:06 Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! Hey, you! - The Santa Clause 00:12 Hey, you! He's naked somewhere - The Santa Clause 00:04 He's naked somewhere (GRUNTING) Oh, boy! - The Santa Clause 00:07 (GRUNTING) Oh, boy! God Your Your weight - The Santa Clause 00:19 God Your Your weight Go, go, go, go! - The Santa Clause 00:06 Go, go, go, go! Get the bag of toys And do what - The Santa Clause 00:14 Get the bag of toys And do what Fella if you can hear me I'm just looking for your identification - The Santa Clause 00:08 Fella if you can hear me I'm just looking for your... Fabulous What happens if I fall off the roof - The Santa Clause 00:04 Fabulous What happens if I fall off the roof Excuse me are we on a coffee break - The Santa Clause 00:10 Excuse me are we on a coffee break - ELF: Look at him!
- Shoo! - The Santa Clause 00:10 - ELF: Look at him! - Shoo! (DOOR OPENING) - The Santa Clause 00:11 (DOOR OPENING) (DOOR BELL RINGING) - The Santa Clause 00:30 (DOOR BELL RINGING) (CLEARING THROAT) Hello? - The Santa Clause 00:31 (CLEARING THROAT) Hello? Charlie, look at the clouds over here.
Aren't they pretty? - The Santa Clause 00:09 Charlie, look at the clouds over here. Aren't they pret... Charlie do you know how to call 911 Sure 911 - The Santa Clause 00:06 Charlie do you know how to call 911 Sure 911 Charlie Charlie Stay away from those things - The Santa Clause 00:12 Charlie Charlie Stay away from those things Can I get you anything?
The kitchen's always open. - The Santa Clause 00:17 Can I get you anything? The kitchen's always open. - Bye!
- Merry Christmas! - The Santa Clause 00:09 - Bye! - Merry Christmas! - Annie, nice.
- Beep! - The Santa Clause 00:21 - Annie, nice. - Beep! And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 00:09 And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no... All the brightly colored paper - The Santa Clause 00:16 All the brightly colored paper All right. Morning, fellas. - The Santa Clause 00:18 All right. Morning, fellas. All right Denny's It's always open - The Santa Clause 00:13 All right Denny's It's always open But what do I do if I fall off a roof - The Santa Clause But what do I do if I fall off a roof

Cast

Scott Calvin - Tim Allen
Charlie - Eric Lloyd
Bernard - David Krumholtz