"The Santa Clause" quotes
When a man inadvertently makes Santa fall off of his roof on Christmas Eve, he finds himself magically recruited to take his place.
Director: John Pasquin
Writer: Leo Benvenuti, Steve Rudnick
Production: N/A
Year: 1994
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $145,539,357
Released: 11 Nov 1994
Awards: 2 wins & 8 nominations
84 Clips
00:05 I want some ballet slippers
00:50 Ho ho ho Merry Christmas
00:06 So if we go straight on this road and we hit I 94
00:12 Johnny naughty Johnny wait up
00:20 I ran real late today You wouldn't believe the traffic...
00:08 Fella if you can hear me I'm just looking for your...
00:08 Where there's no chimney there's no fireplace
00:03 Nice teeth
00:20 Santa Scott Calvin
00:09 Boy you got more important things to worry about you know
00:45 Great I'm starving
00:35 I don't know Scott You're as healthy as a horse
00:24 What's all this boo hooing going on here Hey how ya...
00:37 Look I know you're Scott Calvin
00:26 Scott what was the last thing you and Charlie did
00:33 How do reindeer fly They don't have any wings
00:25 CHARLIE What's that
00:35 Did you or did you not read the card
00:22 Reindeer up on the roof
00:35 CHARLIE What do you mean you don't know
00:09 Go home kids Visiting hours are over
00:06 BERNARD Boy this bird is dry
00:06 Can we take a direct flight back to reality
00:06 Thank you Charlie My dad is Santa Claus
00:33 This could be a really long night
00:07 SCOTT You going to your mom's for dinner
00:09 From Neal I learn a lot from him He listens to me
00:15 Wait a minute Hey I know where this is going
00:11 Hey kid kid Kid who's in charge here
00:07 Sure there is You said you believed in Santa
00:18 I'm sorry Charlie
00:10 Well all he said was that Santa was more like a feeling
00:13 All right Denny's It's always open
00:09 Just get some help You should see a doctor a shrink
00:07 Not too hot extra chocolate shaken not stirred
00:08 How'd you do that What'd it feel like Dad
00:10 Excuse me are we on a coffee break
00:08 SCOTT Hey CHARLIE He disappeared
00:04 Fabulous What happens if I fall off the roof
00:07 If something should happen to me put on my suit
00:13 Hold it There's no chimney here
00:13 Look at my hair It's turning gray
00:04 Tinsel Not just for decoration
00:19 God Your Your weight
00:17 Oh this thing You never know where it's been
00:06 Not necessarily Could be rude or sarcastic Whatever it takes
00:07 I don't know what's happening to you
00:20 You're supposed to drink the milk
00:18 What is it Charlie
00:37 Look I am not Santa Claus
00:11 It is Santa You killed him
00:06 Nice sweater
00:09 And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no...
00:20 These are Santa's reindeer aren't they
00:07 We're your worst nightmare
00:36 What if I don't buy into this Santa Claus thing
00:04 I'm in big trouble Mmm hmm
00:28 SCOTT Yeah and you should see him walk on water
00:05 Seeing isn't believing believing is seeing
00:24 What's all this boo hooing going on here Hey how ya...
00:06 Of course I believe in Santa Now please go to sleep
00:13 Well isn't that a pretty picture
00:06 Charlie do you know how to call 911 Sure 911
00:09 Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night
00:19 I'll ship the list to your house
00:11 Where is he
00:14 Get the bag of toys And do what
00:17 It was a dream Come on
00:36 You're fatter this year
00:12 Charlie Charlie Stay away from those things
00:05 It's okay I'm used to it I lived through the...
00:21 What about the reindeer
00:10 You know I must say you look pretty good for your age
00:41 Go back to sleep
01:16 Did I miss anything
00:35 You know you're Scott Calvin
01:00 What was the last thing you and Charlie did
Cast
Scott Calvin - Tim Allen
Neal - Judge Reinhold
Laura - Wendy Crewson
Charlie - Eric Lloyd
Bernard - David Krumholtz