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Bernard:
Did you or did you not read the card? Scott Calvin:
Yeah, I read the card. Bernard:
Then you're the new Santa. In putting on the hat and jacket you accepted the contract. Scott Calvin:
What contract? Bernard:
The card in the Santa suit. You said you read it, right? So when you put on the suit, you fell subject to the Santa Clause. Scott Calvin:
"The Santa Claus"? Oh, you mean the guy that fell off my roof? Bernard:
No, no, no, not Santa Claus, the person. Santa Clause, the clause. Scott Calvin:
What? Bernard:
Look, you're-- you're a businessman, right? Scott Calvin:
Yeah. Bernard:
Okay, a *clause*, as in "the last line of a contract". [Scott still doesn't understand] Bernard:
You got the card? Scott Calvin:
Oh! Bernard:
[holds the card under a magnifying glass revealing very small text along the edges of the card]
Okay, look. The Santa Clause: "ln putting on the suit and entering the sleigh... the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus in perpetuity until such time that wearer becomes unable to do so by either accident or design." Scott Calvin:
What does that mean? Bernard:
It means you put on the suit and you're the big guy!
Did you or did you not read the card? Scott Calvin:
Yeah, I read the card. Bernard:
Then you're the new Santa. In putting on the hat and jacket you accepted the contract. Scott Calvin:
What contract? Bernard:
The card in the Santa suit. You said you read it, right? So when you put on the suit, you fell subject to the Santa Clause. Scott Calvin:
"The Santa Claus"? Oh, you mean the guy that fell off my roof? Bernard:
No, no, no, not Santa Claus, the person. Santa Clause, the clause. Scott Calvin:
What? Bernard:
Look, you're-- you're a businessman, right? Scott Calvin:
Yeah. Bernard:
Okay, a *clause*, as in "the last line of a contract". [Scott still doesn't understand] Bernard:
You got the card? Scott Calvin:
Oh! Bernard:
[holds the card under a magnifying glass revealing very small text along the edges of the card]
Okay, look. The Santa Clause: "ln putting on the suit and entering the sleigh... the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity, real or implied, and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities of Santa Claus in perpetuity until such time that wearer becomes unable to do so by either accident or design." Scott Calvin:
What does that mean? Bernard:
It means you put on the suit and you're the big guy!
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Did you or did you not read the card
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Yeah I read the card Then you're the new Santa
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In putting on the hat and jacket you accepted the contract
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What contract
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The card in the Santa suit You said you read it right
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So when you put on the suit you fell subject to the Santa Clause
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Here The Santa Claus
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You mean the guy that fell off my roof
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No no no Not Santa Claus the person Santa Clause the clause
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What
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Look you're a businessman right
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Yeah Okay
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A clause as in the last line of a contract
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You got the card
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Movie Summary
When a man inadvertently makes Santa fall off of his roof on Christmas Eve, he finds himself magically recruited to take his place.

