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"The Santa Clause 2" quotes

The Santa Clause 2 poster
Scott Calvin has been a humble Santa Claus for nearly ten years, but it might come to an end if he doesn't find a Mrs. Claus.

Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Don Rhymer, Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, family, fantasy
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 48/100
ImdbRating: 5.7
BoxOffice: $139,236,327
Released: 01 Nov 2002
Awards: 1 win & 3 nominations

46 video clips

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I thought he straightened out - The Santa Clause 2 00:27 I thought he straightened out You're 900 years old - The Santa Clause 2 00:11 You're 900 years old So what are you gonna do - The Santa Clause 2 00:59 So what are you gonna do Met a nice girl - The Santa Clause 2 00:47 Met a nice girl Or use the word plastic - The Santa Clause 2 00:19 Or use the word plastic My friends get to go around saying - The Santa Clause 2 00:37 My friends get to go around saying Seeing isn't believing Believing is seeing - The Santa Clause 2 00:05 Seeing isn't believing Believing is seeing Uncle Scott are you Santa Claus - The Santa Clause 2 00:14 Uncle Scott are you Santa Claus Are you an elf LAUGHING Of course not - The Santa Clause 2 00:23 Are you an elf LAUGHING Of course not Okay Chet this is it You ready to rock and roll - The Santa Clause 2 00:18 Okay Chet this is it You ready to rock and roll Oh If you spent more time with your son there'd be fewer problems - The Santa Clause 2 00:14 Oh If you spent more time with your son there'd be... I gotta get married Yes - The Santa Clause 2 00:07 I gotta get married Yes Tell me about it I have 33 000 offspring All in private school - The Santa Clause 2 00:07 Tell me about it I have 33 000 offspring All in private... Don't listen to him This guy's not Santa - The Santa Clause 2 00:12 Don't listen to him This guy's not Santa You are a sad strange little man - The Santa Clause 2 00:04 You are a sad strange little man Wait a minute I got it I got it I got it - The Santa Clause 2 00:12 Wait a minute I got it I got it I got it Don't mess with me Santa I'm pre El Ni o - The Santa Clause 2 00:04 Don't mess with me Santa I'm pre El Ni o I think Santa feels a little buzz - The Santa Clause 2 00:04 I think Santa feels a little buzz Why didn't Bernard tell me He's under house arrest - The Santa Clause 2 00:06 Why didn't Bernard tell me He's under house arrest I got a needlepoint sweater and a minivan - The Santa Clause 2 00:08 I got a needlepoint sweater and a minivan Hey party animal you want to play - The Santa Clause 2 00:15 Hey party animal you want to play Well I think he's learning at an excellent rate - The Santa Clause 2 00:08 Well I think he's learning at an excellent rate I owe you one - The Santa Clause 2 00:10 I owe you one A little altitude please What - The Santa Clause 2 00:08 A little altitude please What You hated it - The Santa Clause 2 00:21 You hated it Mr Picardo I want you to look into my eyes What do you see - The Santa Clause 2 00:10 Mr Picardo I want you to look into my eyes What do you see Alexander let's think - The Santa Clause 2 00:17 Alexander let's think I'm comin' after you buddy Seven swans a swimming - The Santa Clause 2 00:10 I'm comin' after you buddy Seven swans a swimming You should be proud of your wings - The Santa Clause 2 00:07 You should be proud of your wings It's Charlie Sheen - The Santa Clause 2 00:22 It's Charlie Sheen Curtis you're 900 years old Grow up - The Santa Clause 2 00:05 Curtis you're 900 years old Grow up Have you ever helped anyone Ever - The Santa Clause 2 00:04 Have you ever helped anyone Ever Good morning Principal Newman - The Santa Clause 2 00:24 Good morning Principal Newman What do you need Shoot me with a dart - The Santa Clause 2 00:17 What do you need Shoot me with a dart My friends get to go around saying My dad's a plumber - The Santa Clause 2 00:12 My friends get to go around saying My dad's a plumber Oh well The town'll break the fall - The Santa Clause 2 00:05 Oh well The town'll break the fall And I would caution you all not to point or stare - The Santa Clause 2 00:07 And I would caution you all not to point or stare What do I do Slow down - The Santa Clause 2 00:03 What do I do Slow down Eat some roughage will you - The Santa Clause 2 00:04 Eat some roughage will you How come you have pointy ears - The Santa Clause 2 00:17 How come you have pointy ears Ready hike - The Santa Clause 2 00:04 Ready hike Snowballs on three - The Santa Clause 2 00:04 Snowballs on three What's going on I'm checking the naughty nice list - The Santa Clause 2 00:08 What's going on I'm checking the naughty nice list I'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar MAN What is it - The Santa Clause 2 00:08 I'm gettin' somethin' on the sonar MAN What...

Cast

Scott Calvin - Tim Allen
Carol - Elizabeth Mitchell
Bernard - David Krumholtz
Charlie Calvin - Eric Lloyd
Neil Miller - Judge Reinhold
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