Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts and then I'll fall in love? First...
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Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
Hey Cupid, why don't you shoot me with one of your darts and then I'll fall in love?
Cupid:
First of all, they're not darts, they're arrows. Second of all, no can do.
Scott Calvin/Santa Claus:
Why not?
Cupid:
Because they have no effect on us. Believe me, if they did, I would've shot myself in the butt, met a nice girl, left business years ago.
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(CHUCKLES)
Wait a minute. Cupid!
Cupid, come over here.
- What do you need?
- Shoot me with a dart.
- Then I'll fall in love.
- First of all, they're arrows.
Second of all, no can do.
- Why not?
- Arrows have no effect on us.
If they did, I would have shot myself,
met a nice girl,
left the business years ago.
- Enough with the questions.
- You can't stop being Santa.
I don't want to.
Kids are 86% happier
since you've taken the job.
- He's right.
- SANTA: This is all I want to do.
But what am I gonna do?
Well, you...
You can't be two places at once.
Maybe you can be.
Okay, everyone, can I get the room
for a minute? Thank you.
Can I just... One minute.
Take a cocoa break.
Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 300
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 11 January, 2021
Genres: comedy, family, fantasy
Summary: Scott Calvin has been a humble Santa Claus for nearly ten years, but it might come to an end if he doesn't find a Mrs. Claus.
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