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"The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause" quotes

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause poster
Santa, a.k.a. Scott Calvin, is faced with double-duty: how to keep his new family happy and how to stop Jack Frost from taking over Christmas.

Director: Michael Lembeck
Writer: Ed Decter, John J. Strauss, Leo Benvenuti
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy, family
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 32/100
ImdbRating: 4.7
BoxOffice: $84,500,122
Released: 03 Nov 2006
Awards: 4 wins & 9 nominations

98 video clips

Mother NatureJack FrostScott CalvinBud NewmanSylvia NewmanCurtisSantaLaura MillerNeil MillerLucy MillerMrs. ClausEaster BunnySandmanFather TimeTooth FairyElf
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You froze a volcano in Hawaii - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 01:24 You froze a volcano in Hawaii What's the deal - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 01:04 What's the deal My Dad thinks you're a toy maker in Canada - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:56 My Dad thinks you're a toy maker in Canada Please remember - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:52 Please remember Oh Scott It's time Oh about 10 00 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:19 Oh Scott It's time Oh about 10 00 Oh my Is there anything I can do - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:07 Oh my Is there anything I can do But wait a minute Stop - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:35 But wait a minute Stop And you frosted Mexico sending all of the geese north for the winter - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 And you frosted Mexico sending all of the geese north for... You're not Santa anymore - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:08 You're not Santa anymore Maybe not but who said I wish I'd never been Santa at all - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:12 Maybe not but who said I wish I'd never been Santa at... The answer is in the question - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:22 The answer is in the question You hit me with a shovel - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 You hit me with a shovel You herald the season You're not a holiday - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 You herald the season You're not a holiday OK OK chill I invented chill - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 OK OK chill I invented chill Everybody's just so petite - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:08 Everybody's just so petite Curtis I haven't seen the bearded wonder around for a while - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:08 Curtis I haven't seen the bearded wonder around for a... I wish I'd never been Santa at all - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:11 I wish I'd never been Santa at all All right class if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:15 All right class if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg Would you like to be my elf - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 Would you like to be my elf Elves Oh my - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 Elves Oh my I'm gonna kick the coal out of whoever did that - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 I'm gonna kick the coal out of whoever did that Jack you are hereby charged with 273 counts - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:26 Jack you are hereby charged with 273 counts We have a small paperwork problem - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:04 We have a small paperwork problem You get the soda cans and the TV specials - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:13 You get the soda cans and the TV specials Well that didn't work out the way I'd hoped - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 Well that didn't work out the way I'd hoped You get the soda cans and the TV specials - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 You get the soda cans and the TV specials But smooth as a baby's butt now - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 But smooth as a baby's butt now What's wrong with you people We were an inch away from Armageddon - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 What's wrong with you people We were an inch away from... Kids how much your parents love you - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:07 Kids how much your parents love you Magnificent - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:33 Magnificent Next time we fly go easy on the alfalfa will you - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 Next time we fly go easy on the alfalfa will you So who got to pick out the name - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 So who got to pick out the name Sandman I'm up I'm up - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:04 Sandman I'm up I'm up I thought I had a second chance at having a family but I blew it again - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 01:10 I thought I had a second chance at having a family but I... A sumptuous blend of Gold Coast and Spanish cocoas. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:18 A sumptuous blend of Gold Coast and Spanish cocoas. Adios fatty - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:04 Adios fatty All right class if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:15 All right class if a reindeer leaves Elfsburg And stretch. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:16 And stretch. Come here. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:07 Come here. Comet - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:07 Comet Curtis I haven't seen the bearded wonder around for a while - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:08 Curtis I haven't seen the bearded wonder around for a... Deep breaths. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 Deep breaths. Don't watch what I'm doing, this is a very secret code. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:12 Don't watch what I'm doing, this is a very secret ... Don't worry, honey. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:11 Don't worry, honey. Excuse me sir - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:48 Excuse me sir Frost. He turned the North Pole into an amusement park. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:21 Frost. He turned the North Pole into an amusement park. Get off me, blubber ball! - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:09 Get off me, blubber ball! Get this through your head - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 Get this through your head Get this through your head. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 Get this through your head. Hey, how about a game of catch? - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 Hey, how about a game of catch? Hey, Luce. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:29 Hey, Luce. Hey, you! - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 Hey, you! Ho ho ho. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:09 Ho ho ho. Isn't that fun? - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 Isn't that fun? Jack you are hereby charged with 273 counts - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:26 Jack you are hereby charged with 273 counts Kids how much your parents love you - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:07 Kids how much your parents love you Kitchen this size, I can't find a sandwich. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:12 Kitchen this size, I can't find a sandwich. Look at that, it's snowing in Hawaii. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:32 Look at that, it's snowing in Hawaii. Magnificent. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:08 Magnificent. Magnificent - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:08 Magnificent Mom, Dad! - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 Mom, Dad! Mother Nature, can you thaw him out? - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:09 Mother Nature, can you thaw him out? Never too late to get tickets to Santa's show. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 Never too late to get tickets to Santa's show. Nice try, compadre. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:31 Nice try, compadre. Now who said that Rudolph - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:07 Now who said that Rudolph Oh, excellent job. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 Oh, excellent job. Oh honey - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 01:13 Oh honey Oh, I love it. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:17 Oh, I love it. Oh it's tall people Not that you're not tall - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 Oh it's tall people Not that you're not tall - Oh, Scott. It's time. - Oh, about 10:00. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:21 - Oh, Scott. It's time. - Oh, about 10:00. Oh, that's awfully good, isn't it? - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:09 Oh, that's awfully good, isn't it? OK OK chill I invented chill - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:06 OK OK chill I invented chill - OK. - OK. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:21 - OK. - OK. Please remember, you're welcome to observe, - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:21 Please remember, you're welcome to observe, Push. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:26 Push. Sandman I'm up I'm up - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:04 Sandman I'm up I'm up Shave a reindeer for five dollars - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:04 Shave a reindeer for five dollars Sir, sir! - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:27 Sir, sir! So who got to pick out the name - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:10 So who got to pick out the name So you wish you'd never become Santa at all - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:25 So you wish you'd never become Santa at all The answer is in the question - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 01:00 The answer is in the question The Hall of Snow Globes, perhaps? - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 The Hall of Snow Globes, perhaps? Tickets on sale now for the 6 00 elf toss - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 Tickets on sale now for the 6 00 elf toss Tickets on sale now for the 6 00 elf toss - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 Tickets on sale now for the 6 00 elf toss Watch what happens. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:07 Watch what happens. Well that didn't work out the way I'd hoped - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:05 Well that didn't work out the way I'd hoped - Well, I'm Santa now. - Really? You don't look like Santa. - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:14 - Well, I'm Santa now. - Really? You don't look li... What a quaint little village - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:35 What a quaint little village - What do you say, Luce? - Do you think it'll work? - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 00:09 - What do you say, Luce? - Do you think it'll work?
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Cast

Santa - Tim Allen
Mrs. Claus - Elizabeth Mitchell
Charlie - Eric Lloyd
Neil Miller - Judge Reinhold
Laura Miller - Wendy Crewson
All Cast