Colonel Kappler! What a surprise. Not for me, Monsignor. I was looking forward to...

Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty: Colonel Kappler! What a surprise. Col. Herbert Kappler: Not for me, Monsignor. I was looking forward to continuing our talk. Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty: Were you, now? Well, I would have though we'd covered just about everything there was to say. Col. Herbert Kappler: Ah... but that was before I had given you my... [pause] Col. Herbert Kappler: autograph... [pause] Col. Herbert Kappler: before I'd heard of your reputation for being so amusing. Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty: You also have quite a reputation. Col. Herbert Kappler: True, but I am German... [pause] Col. Herbert Kappler: and know my enemies. [pause] Col. Herbert Kappler: You're Irish. How strange to feel such concern for the enemies of your country! Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty: Speaking of your enemies, that's just about the entire civilized world, isn't it? Col. Herbert Kappler: I was told you had wit. I find you disappointingly obvious. Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty: Well, forgive me. I just wanted to make sure that you understood my meaning.