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The Scotts

Scottish comedy shadowing a typical family and their chaotic life. They say blood is thicker than water- and no-one is thicker than The Scotts.

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Is it no' about time we stuck
a "condemned" sticker on that, - The Scotts

Is it no' about time we stuck a "condemned" s...

What if I did the exact opposite - The Scotts

What if I did the exact opposite

Vincent, I know it was
a bad night last night, - The Scotts

Vincent, I know it was a bad night last night,

With them?
SHE CHUCKLES - The Scotts

With them? SHE CHUCKLES

Laura, haud on, Henry does have
a point aboot the vest thing. - The Scotts

Laura, haud on, Henry does have a point aboot the vest thing...

Look, I've got something
that's a wee physical - The Scotts

Look, I've got something that's a wee physical

I mean, this is a man's hoose,
no Nakatomi Plaza. - The Scotts

I mean, this is a man's hoose, no Nakatomi Plaza.

Firebomb them, maybe.
Lovebomb them, no. - The Scotts

Firebomb them, maybe. Lovebomb them, no.

Darren will be in
nothing but his pants, - The Scotts

Darren will be in nothing but his pants,

MOIRA SIGHS - The Scotts

..my mother used to always tell me, - The Scotts

..my mother used to always tell me,

Of course, she then
did a moonlit flit to Kuala Lumpur - The Scotts

Of course, she then did a moonlit flit to Kuala Lumpur

You've got a long road
of suffering ahead of you, son. - The Scotts

You've got a long road of suffering ahead of you, son.

..I'm renewing my vows today - The Scotts

..I'm renewing my vows today

I'm thinking aboot how to sell
the next 10,000 tickets. - The Scotts

I'm thinking aboot how to sell the next 10,000 tickets.

Who is this gorgeous creature
who leaves the men in her life - The Scotts

Who is this gorgeous creature who leaves the men in her life

A man's no supposed tae be in the
hoose with his woman all day long. - The Scotts

A man's no supposed tae be in the hoose with his woman ...

If you really want to shift
tickets, you need to - The Scotts

If you really want to shift tickets, you need to

Is it even conceivable that she
could be even more gorgeous yet? - The Scotts

Is it even conceivable that she could be even more gorgeous ...

The fists may win you the titles, - The Scotts

The fists may win you the titles,

Right. Noo, imagine that I am
filming a wee promo video of you - The Scotts

Right. Noo, imagine that I am filming a wee promo video of y...

You know, wee story here,
my wife left me last night, - The Scotts

You know, wee story here, my wife left me last night,

# I do - The Scotts

See if I was getting married,
I'd come in on a war horse, - The Scotts

See if I was getting married, I'd come in on a war hors...

Like your da,
alone wi your ain thoughts. - The Scotts

Like your da, alone wi your ain thoughts.

# I do... # - The Scotts

Jack, you and me are both
excellent technicians. - The Scotts

Jack, you and me are both excellent technicians.

Vincent Scott from downtown! - The Scotts

Vincent Scott from downtown!

The real fantasy is that you'll
ever have a wife. - The Scotts

The real fantasy is that you'll ever have a wife.

Now the onus is on her to...
change her whole personality. - The Scotts

Now the onus is on her to... change her whole personality.

Doesnae take a man long - The Scotts

Doesnae take a man long

Aw! There they are,
the young team, my tribe! - The Scotts

Aw! There they are, the young team, my tribe!

Jack Piper, you're an arse wiper. - The Scotts

Jack Piper, you're an arse wiper.

Well, if it isnae Hen Broon's
abandoned twin. - The Scotts

Well, if it isnae Hen Broon's abandoned twin.

It's a belter. Lovely to see you.
Lovely to see you. Hey. - The Scotts

It's a belter. Lovely to see you. Lovely to see you. He...

I'm just trying to prepare you
for what's to come. - The Scotts

I'm just trying to prepare you for what's to come.

Oh, Ma, I love the way
she says "parties". - The Scotts

Oh, Ma, I love the way she says "parties".

It's gonnae be like The Shining
in here, that's what's tae come. - The Scotts

It's gonnae be like The Shining in here, that's wh...

"Parties." - The Scotts

You all right? Well, you know what?
I was feeling good this morning, - The Scotts

You all right? Well, you know what? I was feeling good this ...

Is that right? Well, I'm down here
wi' my heart broken, - The Scotts

Is that right? Well, I'm down here wi' my heart br...

Sounds like Jason trying to order
food fae a drive-through. - The Scotts

Sounds like Jason trying to order food fae a drive-through.

Jack Piper, arse wiper,
you think you're gonnae beat me - The Scotts

Jack Piper, arse wiper, you think you're gonnae beat me

"I'm rough as anything, man,
I'm bold as brass." - The Scotts

"I'm rough as anything, man, I'm bold as bras...

Aye, well, I think a wee bit of
nerves is a small price to - The Scotts

Aye, well, I think a wee bit of nerves is a small price to

I had to nurse your faither
for a month after his car accident. - The Scotts

I had to nurse your faither for a month after his car accide...

Thinks she's brilliant on Facebook
wae pictures of her wee, tiny waist - The Scotts

Thinks she's brilliant on Facebook wae pictures of her ...

I could have staved his skull in
wi an iron. - The Scotts

I could have staved his skull in wi an iron.

My beautiful wife on my arm,
my beloved family around me - The Scotts

My beautiful wife on my arm, my beloved family around me

"I run this toon." - The Scotts

"I run this toon."

Well, you should have been looking
after me! I don't need you! - The Scotts

Well, you should have been looking after me! I don't ne...

Ya' spare arse. Ya' waste of a
good heid of hair. Ya' big... - The Scotts

Ya' spare arse. Ya' waste of a good heid of hair. ...

She's a cow, she's a bint, and
she pulls willies for glass cheques! - The Scotts

She's a cow, she's a bint, and she pulls willies f...

I put the champagne on ice,
the drivers are on standby - The Scotts

I put the champagne on ice, the drivers are on standby

Yae dae know I'm fighting Jack,
and no his girlfriend, aye? - The Scotts

Yae dae know I'm fighting Jack, and no his girlfriend, ...

Angela Lansbury threatened me
with a broken bottle - The Scotts

Angela Lansbury threatened me with a broken bottle

Amazing. Eilidh, relax. You're not
working today. I'm always working. - The Scotts

Amazing. Eilidh, relax. You're not working today. I...

Right, that's my mouth all set
now for injecting some poison - The Scotts

Right, that's my mouth all set now for injecting some p...

HE SIGHS - The Scotts

"Sure can do.
That would be my delightful." - The Scotts

"Sure can do. That would be my delightful."

But tonight, I am going to hug
my mother-in-law. - The Scotts

But tonight, I am going to hug my mother-in-law.

I wasn't expecting to see you
here...after aw that carry on. - The Scotts

I wasn't expecting to see you here...after aw that carr...

I'm surprised Vonny didnae rip
your dolly wee heid aff. - The Scotts

I'm surprised Vonny didnae rip your dolly wee heid aff.

A building site withoot a gaffer
is like a dug - The Scotts

A building site withoot a gaffer is like a dug

..I think that you and your wee
girlfriend should grab a rucksack - The Scotts

..I think that you and your wee girlfriend should grab a ruc...

Laura, do you just want
a wee Diet Coke or something? - The Scotts

Laura, do you just want a wee Diet Coke or something?

MUSIC: Lose Yourself
by Eminem - The Scotts

MUSIC: Lose Yourself by Eminem

MUSIC: C'est La Vie
by B*Witched - The Scotts

MUSIC: C'est La Vie by B*Witched

I'm just waiting on a moment where
it's gonnae make maximum impact. - The Scotts

I'm just waiting on a moment where it's gonnae mak...

I'm trying to work out
if my panic attack started - The Scotts

I'm trying to work out if my panic attack started

Imagine the music started and we
just ran up the aisle before - The Scotts

Imagine the music started and we just ran up the aisle befor...

The woman in misery
was called Annie Wilkes, actually, - The Scotts

The woman in misery was called Annie Wilkes, actually,

That wee bit of water damage
on the bathroom ceiling - The Scotts

That wee bit of water damage on the bathroom ceiling

MOUTHS - The Scotts

Oh, aye, hot tub, booze, slaggings, - The Scotts

Oh, aye, hot tub, booze, slaggings,

That would be vile.
Eh, what? That would be amazing. - The Scotts

That would be vile. Eh, what? That would be amazing.

I know,
but if it's really bothering you, - The Scotts

I know, but if it's really bothering you,

SHOUTING AND LAUGHTER - The Scotts

SHOUTING AND LAUGHTER

Colette, you know I've always got
your back, - The Scotts

Colette, you know I've always got your back,

Noo, Vonny, are we the best-looking
couple in here or whit? - The Scotts

Noo, Vonny, are we the best-looking couple in here or whit?

Auntie Vonny being here
means that my beamer average - The Scotts

Auntie Vonny being here means that my beamer average

You, me, the baby, we're our ain
wee show. - The Scotts

You, me, the baby, we're our ain wee show.

Well, you can only beat
what's in front of you, - The Scotts

Well, you can only beat what's in front of you,

You'd be as well asking me to eat a
big steaming bowl of baws soup. - The Scotts

You'd be as well asking me to eat a big steaming bowl o...

Let's just keep this for us for now.
Our secret. - The Scotts

Let's just keep this for us for now. Our secret.

Well, you might look good,
but I look magnifique. - The Scotts

Well, you might look good, but I look magnifique.

Dae you know when a man will come in
tae dae work in my hoose? - The Scotts

Dae you know when a man will come in tae dae work in my hoos...

It's a big gesture, Henry inviting
me oot after what happened. - The Scotts

It's a big gesture, Henry inviting me oot after what ha...

SHE CHUCKLES - The Scotts

Here, Darren, you better no be
wearing a vest today. - The Scotts

Here, Darren, you better no be wearing a vest today.

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Scottish comedy shadowing a typical family and their chaotic life. They say blood is thicker than water- and no-one is thicker than The Scotts.

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

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ImdbRating: 7.1

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Released: 06 Sep 2021

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