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The Scotts

Scottish comedy shadowing a typical family and their chaotic life. They say blood is thicker than water- and no-one is thicker than The Scotts.

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But you know what, I'm just wanting
to sit here, have a drink, - The Scotts

But you know what, I'm just wanting to sit here, have a...

Just started working on a wee
breathy Selena Gomez-style track. - The Scotts

Just started working on a wee breathy Selena Gomez-style tra...

And that's why I've got
the 10% off vouchers - The Scotts

And that's why I've got the 10% off vouchers

HE GRUNTS - The Scotts

THEY LAUGH - The Scotts

You're gonnae walk aboot
asking gangsters' wives - The Scotts

You're gonnae walk aboot asking gangsters' wives

Oh, he does. Wouldn't be the first
time he said to me, - The Scotts

Oh, he does. Wouldn't be the first time he said to me,

Oh, of course it's terrible
that Vonny's left him. - The Scotts

Oh, of course it's terrible that Vonny's left him.

But on the other hand,
bring on the drama. - The Scotts

But on the other hand, bring on the drama.

What? I said, "I'm listening to
a porno." - The Scotts

What? I said, "I'm listening to a porno."

I just, er, brush his ear
wi my lips - The Scotts

I just, er, brush his ear wi my lips

What, Vincent's arse?
LAUGHTER - The Scotts

What, Vincent's arse? LAUGHTER

I'll tell you what's irresistible -
the urge to spin his jaw. - The Scotts

I'll tell you what's irresistible - the urge to sp...

Right, Jason, been waiting for years
for you to hit out - The Scotts

Right, Jason, been waiting for years for you to hit out

Can blind guys not enjoy porn
as well? Not at a vow renewal. - The Scotts

Can blind guys not enjoy porn as well? Not at a vow renewal.

It's got to be breathy, but smoky. - The Scotts

It's got to be breathy, but smoky.

If a woman broke up wi' Vinny,
he'd be straight out that door, - The Scotts

If a woman broke up wi' Vinny, he'd be straight ou...

If that was Darren acting like that, - The Scotts

If that was Darren acting like that,

I've been on the Benson & Hedges
diet, dead deep. - The Scotts

I've been on the Benson & Hedges diet, dead deep.

Well, I'm a bit of a mad geek, - The Scotts

Well, I'm a bit of a mad geek,

I'm saying, what you need... - The Scotts

I'm saying, what you need...

Good Rangers man, but! Cannae take
that away from me. - The Scotts

Good Rangers man, but! Cannae take that away from me.

I was the best ensemble dancer
in the West End for ten years, - The Scotts

I was the best ensemble dancer in the West End for ten years...

Vinny nights always ended up wi'
me getting him out the hospital, - The Scotts

Vinny nights always ended up wi' me getting him out the...

Do you know what the worst part
of it was? There were at least - The Scotts

Do you know what the worst part of it was? There were at lea...

I can't even sit
in my own living room - The Scotts

I can't even sit in my own living room

You know, when I visualised
waiting for my beautiful wife - The Scotts

You know, when I visualised waiting for my beautiful wife

You look like Mortarion,
the Daemon Prince of Nurgle. - The Scotts

You look like Mortarion, the Daemon Prince of Nurgle.

I am both THE woman
and the other woman, - The Scotts

I am both THE woman and the other woman,

The last thing I'm gonnae have - The Scotts

The last thing I'm gonnae have

Jason, for slaggings tae work, - The Scotts

Jason, for slaggings tae work,

You're every woman? I am Chaka Khan.
LAURA GASPS - The Scotts

You're every woman? I am Chaka Khan. LAURA GASPS

But the truth is I'm claustrophobic, - The Scotts

But the truth is I'm claustrophobic,

Henry and Laura's love life
summed up right there. - The Scotts

Henry and Laura's love life summed up right there.

The ugliest and most diseased
of all the heretics - The Scotts

The ugliest and most diseased of all the heretics

I was looking through your DVDs - The Scotts

I was looking through your DVDs

Do you know? Henry has his flaws,
but he would never do that. - The Scotts

Do you know? Henry has his flaws, but he would never do that...

HE MOUTHS - The Scotts

HE SIGHS - The Scotts

How can you have anything
but respect for a man - The Scotts

How can you have anything but respect for a man

He always said, when it comes right
doon to it, - The Scotts

He always said, when it comes right doon to it,

That is exactly what I'm saying - - The Scotts

That is exactly what I'm saying -

Yass! Aye! Hey, no, no... - The Scotts

Yass! Aye! Hey, no, no...

..maybe Vonny staying
here isnae all bad. - The Scotts

..maybe Vonny staying here isnae all bad.

Mm, is it all getting a wee bit
What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? - The Scotts

Mm, is it all getting a wee bit What Ever Happened To Baby J...

Yous don't actually think
that me and Eilidh are...? - The Scotts

Yous don't actually think that me and Eilidh are...?

TV PLAYS LOUDLY - The Scotts

TV PLAYS LOUDLY

Henry, was...? Was my da right when
he said that aboot me? No. - The Scotts

Henry, was...? Was my da right when he said that aboot me? N...

LAUGHTER FROM NEXT ROOM - The Scotts

LAUGHTER FROM NEXT ROOM

Why are you and me still worried
about what he would think of us? - The Scotts

Why are you and me still worried about what he would think o...

Maybe it's all that flirting
that yous do that's confusing us. - The Scotts

Maybe it's all that flirting that yous do that's c...

Your wife might accept you
telling her another woman is great - The Scotts

Your wife might accept you telling her another woman is grea...

Do you know? I think it is time
that Darren joined - The Scotts

Do you know? I think it is time that Darren joined

I mean, are those not the most
kissable wee cherry drops - The Scotts

I mean, are those not the most kissable wee cherry drops

So, out of the blue,
I got a text fae Uncle Vincent. - The Scotts

So, out of the blue, I got a text fae Uncle Vincent.

SHE GASPS - The Scotts

"Fud for the fud god." - The Scotts

"Fud for the fud god."

Do you know, back on our actual
wedding day, I just did not care. - The Scotts

Do you know, back on our actual wedding day, I just did not ...

Lock up your daughters,
your sisters, your maws, - The Scotts

Lock up your daughters, your sisters, your maws,

Let it rain, let the birds shit
on my dress, get a divorce - The Scotts

Let it rain, let the birds shit on my dress, get a divorce

You get your fillers done,
you look beautiful like her, - The Scotts

You get your fillers done, you look beautiful like her,

Kebab shops, fling an extra
goat on that spinny pole. - The Scotts

Kebab shops, fling an extra goat on that spinny pole.

I think a mair honest promo video
would have been, - The Scotts

I think a mair honest promo video would have been,

Look, I need to hire
beautiful people in my game. - The Scotts

Look, I need to hire beautiful people in my game.

Mm. I've heard that having a bit
of muscle can be really beneficial - The Scotts

Mm. I've heard that having a bit of muscle can be reall...

You hire a scaffolding, - The Scotts

You hire a scaffolding,

Look, I'm not gonnae have people
talking about Eilidh like that, - The Scotts

Look, I'm not gonnae have people talking about Eilidh l...

Wee man...this is Vinny night. - The Scotts

Wee man...this is Vinny night.

What if this vow patter is
just aw talk? - The Scotts

What if this vow patter is just aw talk?

It is.
Er, whit? It is? - The Scotts

It is. Er, whit? It is?

Like, what if we make our best go
of it this time - The Scotts

Like, what if we make our best go of it this time

Aye, a guiding hand
right onto your tadger. - The Scotts

Aye, a guiding hand right onto your tadger.

I just cannae seem to avoid
making mistakes. - The Scotts

I just cannae seem to avoid making mistakes.

Oh, come on, Ronnie.
Piss off, the lot of yous. - The Scotts

Oh, come on, Ronnie. Piss off, the lot of yous.

..it is. Like, what's the point
in worrying aboot anything - The Scotts

..it is. Like, what's the point in worrying aboot anyth...

I'm going to make mistakes, too.
I always have. I always will. - The Scotts

I'm going to make mistakes, too. I always have. I alway...

Anybody disrespecting Eilidh
can get out of my big hoose. - The Scotts

Anybody disrespecting Eilidh can get out of my big hoose.

This...is Mad Vinny, - The Scotts

This...is Mad Vinny,

I'm not going to stick on a flowery
apron and become Laura. - The Scotts

I'm not going to stick on a flowery apron and become La...

No offence, Laura. None taken.
But I'm serious about this. - The Scotts

No offence, Laura. None taken. But I'm serious about th...

OK. And who is the most
dangerous man in the history - The Scotts

OK. And who is the most dangerous man in the history

With everything rosy in the garden
with Vincent, - The Scotts

With everything rosy in the garden with Vincent,

Cannae have a good time unless we're
all ripping each other to shreds. - The Scotts

Cannae have a good time unless we're all ripping each o...

Oh, I'm supposed to be jealous
that Vincent's at the dancing - The Scotts

Oh, I'm supposed to be jealous that Vincent's at t...

Like, why can we no just say
that we love each other, eh? - The Scotts

Like, why can we no just say that we love each other, eh?

So, Darren, I was thinking that
I could come to your gym - The Scotts

So, Darren, I was thinking that I could come to your gym

I was in Guys and Dolls with Patrick
Swayze at the Piccadilly Theatre! - The Scotts

I was in Guys and Dolls with Patrick Swayze at the Piccadill...

Will you get out that thing before
I set it on fire with you inside it? - The Scotts

Will you get out that thing before I set it on fire with you...

Well, because you shouldnae
do business with family. - The Scotts

Well, because you shouldnae do business with family.

Noo this wumman is gonnae go
and sing for her baby. - The Scotts

Noo this wumman is gonnae go and sing for her baby.

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Scottish comedy shadowing a typical family and their chaotic life. They say blood is thicker than water- and no-one is thicker than The Scotts.

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Genre: comedy

Year: 2021

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ImdbRating: 7.1

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Released: 06 Sep 2021

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