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The Scotts

No, you are not real

No, you are not real

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No, you are not real.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:47
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Scottish comedy shadowing a typical family and their chaotic life. They say blood is thicker than water- and no-one is thicker than The Scotts.
S01 • E02 I don't mean doing number twos, - The Scotts 00:09
I don't mean doing number twos,
S01 • E05 PIANO MUSIC PLAYS - The Scotts 00:06
PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
S01 • E04 Boiling is how rice has been made since day dot. - The Scotts 00:05
Boiling is how rice has been made since day dot.
S01 • E01 Everything aboot you is false. - The Scotts 00:05
Everything aboot you is false.
S01 • E05 I need to be honest. I expected the swan to be bigger. - The Scotts 00:05
I need to be honest. I expected the swan to be bigger.
S01 • E03 This is supposed to be a man dancing with a woman, - The Scotts 00:06
This is supposed to be a man dancing with a woman,
S01 • E04 Well, you'll be able to ask her for her recipe in person in a minute - The Scotts 00:06
Well, you'll be able to ask her for her recipe in perso...
S01 • E01 The person written on the piece of paper on your heid is sexy, yes. - The Scotts 00:05
The person written on the piece of paper on your heid is sex...
S01 • E03 Look, this is as much hip movement as is acceptable - The Scotts 00:07
Look, this is as much hip movement as is acceptable
S01 • E05 You know, I would be very disappointed if I thought you - The Scotts 00:08
You know, I would be very disappointed if I thought you
S01 • E02 Just tae re-emphasise, I'm talking aboot that number two, - The Scotts 00:08
Just tae re-emphasise, I'm talking aboot that number tw...
S01 • E01 Daft question, but am I a baddie? - The Scotts 00:05
Daft question, but am I a baddie?
S01 • E01 You were maybe a goodie at one point, - The Scotts 00:06
You were maybe a goodie at one point,
S01 • E05 I don't want permission, just some encouragement. "Go for it. - The Scotts 00:05
I don't want permission, just some encouragement. "...
S01 • E04 Noo, remember, this isnae just aboot oor feelings for each other. - The Scotts 00:05
Noo, remember, this isnae just aboot oor feelings for each o...
S01 • E05 "You won't accidentally poison hundreds of old people." - The Scotts 00:09
"You won't accidentally poison hundreds of old peo...
S01 • E04 It's aboot other people knowing that we are mair intae each other - The Scotts 00:06
It's aboot other people knowing that we are mair intae ...
S01 • E04 We're the ones that are couple goals, the hot, sexy couple, - The Scotts 00:06
We're the ones that are couple goals, the hot, sexy cou...
S01 • E03 Do you think you're gonnae stand there like that, right, - The Scotts 00:06
Do you think you're gonnae stand there like that, right...
S01 • E01 Yass, boys' night! - The Scotts 00:05
Yass, boys' night!