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The Scotts

See if I was getting married,I'd come in on a war horse, that swan would be a dragon, and...

See if I was getting married,
I'd come in on a war horse, that swan would be a dragon, and me and my wife would be done up like
a Frank Frazetta painting

Full Transcript

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See if I was getting married, I'd come in on a war horse,
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that swan would be a dragon, and me
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and my wife would be done up like a Frank Frazetta painting.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:24
Uploaded
May 26, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres
comedy

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Movie Summary

Scottish comedy shadowing a typical family and their chaotic life. They say blood is thicker than water- and no-one is thicker than The Scotts.
S01 • E04 Like your da, alone wi your ain thoughts. - The Scotts 00:06
Like your da, alone wi your ain thoughts.
S01 • E01 # I do... # - The Scotts 00:07
# I do... #
S01 • E02 Jack, you and me are both excellent technicians. - The Scotts 00:06
Jack, you and me are both excellent technicians.
S01 • E03 Vincent Scott from downtown! - The Scotts 00:05
Vincent Scott from downtown!
S01 • E05 The real fantasy is that you'll ever have a wife. - The Scotts 00:04
The real fantasy is that you'll ever have a wife.
S01 • E01 Now the onus is on her to... change her whole personality. - The Scotts 00:05
Now the onus is on her to... change her whole personality.
S01 • E04 Doesnae take a man long - The Scotts 00:08
Doesnae take a man long
S01 • E05 Aw! There they are, the young team, my tribe! - The Scotts 00:06
Aw! There they are, the young team, my tribe!
S01 • E02 Jack Piper, you're an arse wiper. - The Scotts 00:04
Jack Piper, you're an arse wiper.
S01 • E03 Well, if it isnae Hen Broon's abandoned twin. - The Scotts 00:04
Well, if it isnae Hen Broon's abandoned twin.
S01 • E05 It's a belter. Lovely to see you. Lovely to see you. Hey. - The Scotts 00:05
It's a belter. Lovely to see you. Lovely to see you. He...
S01 • E04 I'm just trying to prepare you for what's to come. - The Scotts 00:04
I'm just trying to prepare you for what's to come.
S01 • E01 Oh, Ma, I love the way she says "parties". - The Scotts 00:04
Oh, Ma, I love the way she says "parties".
S01 • E04 It's gonnae be like The Shining in here, that's what's tae come. - The Scotts 00:04
It's gonnae be like The Shining in here, that's wh...
S01 • E01 "Parties." - The Scotts 00:05
"Parties."
S01 • E05 You all right? Well, you know what? I was feeling good this morning, - The Scotts 00:10
You all right? Well, you know what? I was feeling good this ...
S01 • E03 Is that right? Well, I'm down here wi' my heart broken, - The Scotts 00:08
Is that right? Well, I'm down here wi' my heart br...
S01 • E05 Sounds like Jason trying to order food fae a drive-through. - The Scotts 00:04
Sounds like Jason trying to order food fae a drive-through.
S01 • E02 Jack Piper, arse wiper, you think you're gonnae beat me - The Scotts 00:08
Jack Piper, arse wiper, you think you're gonnae beat me
S01 • E01 "I'm rough as anything, man, I'm bold as brass." - The Scotts 00:06
"I'm rough as anything, man, I'm bold as bras...