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Willie Willie

The Shakiest Gun in the West

You are really my kind of guy

The Shakiest Gun in the West • 1968

Jesse Heywood:
[drunk]
Failure, failure, Failure, failure, Failure, failure, failure. That's the story of my life, you know. Two things have always been my downfall - I have always been the most failure of anybody, and I'm too thin. Saloon Girl:
[drunk]
But I don't think you're too thin. Jesse Heywood:
Ah, it's all bloat. Bloated thin failure! That's me. [waggles both of his thumbs at himself] Saloon Girl:
I think you're wonderful. I just love a man that can't make his mark in life. Jesse Heywood:
Uhuh Penny, uhuh Penny, she's really something, you know that? [looks at saloon girl questioningly] Saloon Girl:
[nods affirmatively]
Uhuh. Jesse Heywood:
You know she used me. She tricked me. [tearfully] Jesse Heywood:
She made me think that she loved me. Saloon Girl:
[shakes her head sympathetically]
Ohhh... Jesse Heywood:
I should have known better. [tearfully] Jesse Heywood:
Nobody ever loved me. Did you know I had to take my own cousin to the graduation dance? Saloon Girl:
[shakes her head sympathetically and tearfully]
Ohhhhhhhhhh... Jesse Heywood:
I threw up on her dress. Saloon Girl:
[slurring]
You are really my kind of guy

Full Transcript

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Willie Willie

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Here Ma

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I told you to do that before we left

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Oh boy

Duration

13 seconds

Views

550

Timestamp in Movie

00:38:14

Uploaded

Nov 09, 2022

Genres

comedy, western

Production

N/A

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Movie Summary

A pardoned stagecoach robber, becomes government agent and marries a naive unsuspecting east-coast dentist in order to join a wagon train and catch the smugglers who have been selling guns to the Indians.

Actors

Saloon Girl