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The Shape of Water

Y'know, uh - cornflakes were invented to prevent masturbation. It didn't work

Giles:
Y'know, uh - cornflakes were invented to prevent masturbation. It didn't work

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corn flakes were invented to prevent masturbation
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Available in 9 languages
Duration
7 seconds
Views
919
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:45
Uploaded
Feb 13, 2026
Genres
drama, fantasy, romance
Production
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Movie Summary

At a top secret research facility in the 1960s, a lonely janitor forms a unique relationship with an amphibious creature that is being held in captivity.

Actors

Richard Jenkins
Giles
Richard Jenkins
That's not bad is it For being shitIt's not shitListen You eat you go to bed you restAnd when I get paidI'm so blue without youwe get pieNothing for me No we don't get pieI get pie You get whatever you wantWish me luckGood luck - The Shape of Water 00:27
That's not bad is it For being shitIt's not...
Oh and they want them happier the familyHappier Happier MmmThe father looks like he just discovered the missionary position - The Shape of Water 00:09
Oh and they want them happier the familyHappier Happier...
Mr I Pee with My Hands on My Hips wants to see us both - The Shape of Water 00:06
Mr I Pee with My Hands on My Hips wants to see us both
Well let me say this upfrontYou clean that lab you get outThe thing we keep in there is an affrontDo you know what an affront is ZeldaSomething offensiveThat's right and I should knowI dragged that filthy thingout of the river muck in South America all - The Shape of Water 00:46
Well let me say this upfrontYou clean that lab you get...
You may think that thing looks humanStands on two legs rightBut we're created in the Lord's imageYou don't think that's what the Lord looks like do you - The Shape of Water 00:15
You may think that thing looks humanStands on two legs...
But we're created in the Lord's imageYou don't think that's what the Lord looks like do youI wouldn't know sir what the Lord looks likeWell it's human Zelda He looks like a human like meOr even youMaybe a little more like me I guess - The Shape of Water 00:20
But we're created in the Lord's imageYou...
Well it's human Zelda He looks like a human like meOr even youMaybe a little more like me I guess - The Shape of Water 00:10
Well it's human Zelda He looks like a human like meOr...
General Hoyt, thank you for calling me back, sir. - The Shape of Water 00:23
General Hoyt, thank you for calling me back, sir.
Two fingers yeah He got two fingersBut I still got my thumb my trigger and my pussy finger - The Shape of Water 00:07
Two fingers yeah He got two fingersBut I still got my thumb...
Flavors of fruity pies await you. - The Shape of Water 00:49
Flavors of fruity pies await you.
Do you think we'll all have jetpacks in the futureBelieve it sonOh Bus is hereThis is America - The Shape of Water 00:11
Do you think we'll all have jetpacks in the...
Finish your omelet, then wash your hands real good and come upstairs, sweetie. - The Shape of Water 00:17
Finish your omelet, then wash your hands real good and come...
You know what I'm thinking? - The Shape of Water 00:09
You know what I'm thinking?
You need a new car, do you? - The Shape of Water 00:14
You need a new car, do you?
You need a new car, do you? - The Shape of Water 00:28
You need a new car, do you?
Sweetie, sweetie? - The Shape of Water 00:14
Sweetie, sweetie?
Dr. Levensen to Aeronautics. - The Shape of Water 00:05
Dr. Levensen to Aeronautics.
I know why And so Do you - The Shape of Water 00:11
I know why And so Do you
Hey! - The Shape of Water 00:08
Hey!
"The sparrow nests on the window--" - What? - The Shape of Water 00:23
"The sparrow nests on the window--" - What?